Name 5 Pokemon That....

[Tyrael]

4.) Dragonite. Y u get so much shorter than pre-evo!?

 

[Affliction]

5) Typhlosion:

Okay, so an 11-year old kid could still be TALLER than his TYPHLOSION while BENDING DOWN?! How on earth is this possible?!

Not only this, but Charizard, who was helpfully mentioned by Taichiwind, is the same height as Typhlosion! This either implies that Jimmy has a very serious growth spurt, or Fire-Types are midgets! /offensive

Name 5 Pokémon that learn ridiculous moves for what it's supposed to do.

 

[«Chuckles»]

1) Pikachu, you can obtain a pikachu that knows surf or fly... Yep surf or fly how does it surf you ask? On a surf board. How does it fly you ask? With a balloon.
I think now you don't need to goto an event to get a pikachu like chat I think you can just teach it to them...

 

[Affliction]

Here's an obvious one.

2) Pidgey with Fly. So you can fly on a 4 lbs. bird and you can't with a Gliscor, or a Scyther?!
Even worse, GENESECT can learn it. It doesn't even have wings!

 

[CliCliW]

3:

DODUO. As above, with fly. No wings. Uses Fly... I love the comics about this one :)

 

[TaichiWind]

Here's an obvious one.

2) Pidgey with Fly. So you can fly on a 4 lbs. bird and you can't with a Gliscor, or a Scyther?!
Even worse, GENESECT can learn it. It doesn't even have wings!

Gliscor and Genesect are justified. Gliscor doesn't FLY. It GLIDES. That's not enough to warrant being able to carry a teenager for long distances. Genesect is a machine, just call the Golurk principle and say it has jets.

4) The legendary musketeers and X-Scissor. They only have one blade, how can they do an X with it in one swing?

 

[Affliction]

Gliscor and Genesect are justified. Gliscor doesn't FLY. It GLIDES. That's not enough to warrant being able to carry a teenager for long distances. Genesect is a machine, just call the Golurk principle and say it has jets.

What about Pidgey then? And SCYTHER? How can you explain THEM?

5: Wooper/Gastly learning Ice Punch. Ahem. WHERE'S THE HANDS?

Okay, new topic: Name 5 Pokémon that cannot make good use of their best stat.

 

[TaichiWind]

1: UNFEZANT, obviously. What, you call that a movepool? I call that a kiddie pool, thank you very much.

(to answer your "explain this to me" pseudo-question... I'm not obligated to explain everything.)

 

[mishy.]

2. Flareon

I've said this Pokemon for a similar reason earlier (who could benefit from two stats switching) and I'll say it again. It has a pretty good attack stat (higher than Jolteon's and Vaporeon's special attack stats) but it does not have any good moves to go with it so it's basically wasted.

 

[Squirrel]

3. Pachirisu. It has literally nothing good to use it for, then again I'm not sure he can make use of any of his stats. :P

 

[Serperion]

4) Shedinja

Yes It's best stat is HP, but seriously it only works about half the time

 

[Affliction]

(to answer your "explain this to me" pseudo-question... I'm not obligated to explain everything.)

Just as I suspected. If you knew, you'd probably have answered it.



5: Farfetch'd

Pretty much the same case with Pachirisu, but worse.

Anyway, am I the guy AGAIN to set a new topic? Last one I'll do in a while.

Name 5 Pokémon with a number in their name.

Porygon2 is obvious.

Anyway, these numbers can be in any language. Just to make this possible.

 

[CliCliW]

1. going for the obvious... mewtwo

 

[Affliction]

2) All the Legendary Birds.

Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres.

There's three. But I'm so evil I made it all count for one. Mwahaha.

 

[Squirrel]

3. Deino! The whole family counts up in German with each evolution as they gain a head; it's really cool haha.

 

[waveguidebuizel]

4. It's not pronounced that way, but Phione technically has a number in its name. =P

 

[Bidoof Overlord]

5. And Porygon 2.
Name 5 pokemon that aren't there in real life, fossils excluded.

 

[CliCliW]

Hmm, this could be a tough one...

1. Lotad's evolutions, but specifically lombre.
If you take him as being based off the Japanese Kappa

 

[TaichiWind]

Just as I suspected. If you knew, you'd probably have answered it.

Or what if I know, but I'm not telling you because you forgot to not be a putrid piece of attitude problem?

AAAAAAAnyway...2)

Wait holdonholdonholdon. Pokemon that aren't there in real life? What does that even mean? You can't just say that, you have to give some context to it. You know why? Because as you may know, Pokemon aren't there in real life seeing how Pokemon aren't real.
Approximately over 600 Pokemon fit this criterion.

 

[CliCliW]

AAAAAAAnyway...2)

Wait holdonholdonholdon. Pokemon that aren't there in real life? What does that even mean? You can't just say that, you have to give some context to it. You know why? Because as you may know, Pokemon aren't there in real life seeing how Pokemon aren't real.
Approximately over 600 Pokemon fit this criterion.

I see it as Pokemon that are based off myths, or imagined things, like dragons, mythical beasts, etc