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Never Ending Cheat

However you turn into LeBron James and must use the Knicks to battle Ronald McDonald who has one pokemon: Shoes.
 
Shoes eat through your basketball gear and....
 
But his holy power quickly becomes corrupted by the fumes of a rabid Skuntank. The skuntank then takes the holy shoes to Solid Snake to...
 
burn in a volcano. Once the ritual of the shoe burning is complete, it causes your save file to become corrupt and you must start a new game. The starters are Moo, Mootoo, or Sunkern. You choose Moo, so your rival chooses the Sunkern. You easily defeat him and go to route one. On the way you run into MEGAPIDGEY!!!!!11 To defeat it you must...
 
Run back to change your starter to a Mootoo, but this causes Prof. Oak to get angry at you and kick you in the balls. You kick him back and take Mootoo to defeat the MEGAPIDGEY!!!!!11
 
After beating MEGAPIDGEY!!!!!11 you have to beat Professor Oak in a pokemon battle. Oak has a Moo, Mootoo, Awakasam, Ninokwing, Armeus, and a Pikamoo. Using your uber leet hacking skillz you...
 
Give yourself a shiny Armeus, Shiny Awakasam, Shiny Ninokwing, Shiny Pikamoo, Shiny Moo, and a Shiny Mootoo. Prof. Oak's pogeymonz are no match for your shinie pogeymonz. You beat him then...
 
Head into the Virimiam city. You steal some pogeyballs from the pogeymart and go north to Virimiam Woods. After fighting your way through a ton of weezles and katterpys, you arive at Pooter City. The gym leader, Rock, stole all your pogeymonz except moo. Now you have to beat him by...
 
But after beating him you realize that in your blind rage you ate your starter, moo, so now you spiral into a state of depression. Well, at least you got mootoo, awakasam, ninokwing, armeus, and pikamoo back. Some random person tells you that to get moo back you need HM fly. So now you head into Mountain Mewn, west of Pooter City. On your way you run into Organization Rocket. You must stop their evil plans by...
 
Killing all the sweet innocent Coobones in the world. You bring back the last Coobone and nickname him Mr. Person. Then...
 
>=(

You, Mr. Person, and your other five pokemon must battle OMEGACLEFAIRY!!!ONE!!11!doubleyou!!!11
After defeating OMEGACLEFAIRY!!!ONE!11!doubleyou!!!11 you can choose between the helix fossil and the dome fossil...
 
You decide to be stingy and take both. With the combined power of the two, you revive all of the sweet innocent Coobones that were killed by the massacre of Organization Rocket. OMEGACLEFAIRY!!!ONE!!11!doubleyou!!!11 is then revived and you catch it with a PokeBall and nickname it Ploople. You then take Ploople to...
 
The pogeymonz center in Cermoolian City. Now that you have seven pogeymonz, you have to decided which one to deposit before you battle your rival again on Nugget Path. You can deposit either Mootoo, Awakasam, Ninokwing, Ameus, Pikamoo, Mr. Person, or Ploople...
 
You decide to deposit Ploople but it gets mad at you and evolves into OMEGACLEFABLE!!!11!!ONEONE!!!!11!1111!!!. You try to apologize to OMEGACLEFABLE!!!11!!ONEONE!!!!11!1111!!! but...
 
it is too angry and murders ninokwing. In the process, OMEGACLEFABLE!!!11!!ONEONE!!!!11!1111!!! gets a concussion and can no longer battle. Now you have to head south of Cermoolian and go to the Day Care to give the day care person OMEGACLEFABLE!!!11!!ONEONE!!!!11!1111!!!. On your way you run into Organization Rocket and have to beat them in a pogeymonz battle. The rocket sends out drow-z and you use pikamoo. Pikamoo dies, but the drow-z is eventually destroyed by Mr. Person the cubone. After giving OMEGACLEFABLE!!!11!!ONEONE!!!!11!1111!!! to the day care person, you can finally battle your rival like you intended to in the first place.
The battle is your Mr. Person, Mootoo, Awakasam, and Armeus against your rival's Sunkern, Antei, Rice-coo, and Sweetcoon...
 
Into a bunch of organicaly fried marmalade dittos
 
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