Never Ending Cheat

After you burn up, restart your game as a player of the opposite gender. Rename yourself 'fistface: no caps' and beat all the gyms over again in reverse order, disguised as a giant Pichu.
 
...Although winning your life's goal:get embarassed due to possesion of retarded organism, dress up as a alatria and fall of a cliff in failure to celebrate...
 
....as you fall, Rayquaza will catch you. Crawl into its mouth..
 
Which will hatch into a Bagon. Catch it, take it into the nearest patch of grass and have it battle the Charmander which will appear.
Catch it and go to Prof. Oak's lab. He will tell you...
Faint it and go to the Day Care. The old man will give you a Dragon Egg...
 
(I pity the Snesal) But then you get all guilty and take Snesal away from the ground pokemon. As you both got away, the Sneasel takes revenge by punching the daylights out of you with Ice Punch...
 
..And during this time, you look around to see the whole world had changed! (A lot happened over the years.) As you wander around, you see a black Espeon with a white head jewel, crimson red eyes and a look of malice on her face...
 
... then ignore it in non-enthusiasm and find out your girl/boyfriend and your position as grand champion was taken, and you fly to the his/her house and sick a granbull on him/her.
 
..But after that, you find out that the weird Espeon was you boy/girlfriend's pokemon, and itself had followed you there. It starts to charge and Hyper beam and then releases it on you...
 
...And you die and your Gameboy goes blank. Turn it on again and you are brought to a menu where you choose a trainer, then a shiny Pokemon and you become a blend bewteen the two....
 
But get over it quickly and start to walk around, people laughing at you for an odd reason...
 
...If you are mixed with a Charizard, Dragonite, Salamence, Flygon, Kingdra, Altaria or Rayquaza, an alarm will start to blare and some zoo trucks will come. They will catch you and put you in a high-security cage in the Fuschia City Zoo....
 
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