Never Ending Cheat

a direct chuck norris round house kick to the head...
 
fall down the pit! You'll have to work your way to this one! first, you have to fight a...
 
see the Telletubbies give you another toaster for completing 100% of this cheat, but you remind Barney and all the other people its never ending, smack Telletubbies in the face, take the toaster, and battle the Lapras with youre Level -999999999 Charmander, which epicly fails...
 
... and you are sent to the nearest Pokemon Center. After you heal your Level -999999999 Charmander, Michael Jackson comes along and tries to kidnap you.
But then the Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall and starts beating up Michael Jackson. Meanwhile...
 
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you farted, and Michael and Koolaid Flew away, and were about to give you another toaster, but you drink Kooly, and beat up Jack...
 
...and the Spear Pillar explodes! All the D/P legends charge at you! Barney comes over and you...
 
kick him in the pokeballs and...
 
he flies further than Kooly did, and you get your Master Balls and catch all the angregendaries, even Arceus. Arceus tries to zap you out of existence, but remembers that only The Original One, Mew, can do that, so he calls Mew via cellphone and tells him to kick your butt, but when he gets there, you catch him too..
 
...so you decide to sing 'In your face!' and dance the cha-cha-cha in front of Arceus..
 
burning Buizel which cries: Put me out, Put me out.
You know that, because of the translationunit in your Pokédex.
Then you let your Charmander use Ember on Buizel and throw in some Charcoal.
When the Buizel is medium feed it to the Forest Pokèmon who...

(Note: If you don't have the Pokédex translationunit you did something wrong. Buy a new game and do the previous whatsoevermany steps again.)
 
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