Never Ending Cheat

[Cirrus]

...who suddenly uses DynamicPunch on...

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

the Rotom she recruited to run her Ponzi scheme. She found this Rotom near...

 

[Serene Grace]

Hearthome City. Where she Customized It's...

 

[Pika Storm]

playing cards to an ace of hearts, so you...

-admitably weak, but still

 

[Reina]

..hop on a Pokemon and surf into the nearest brick wall, then after recovering from any injuries you..

 

[*~Fireheart~*]

...fly to your house, and ask your mother for dinner. She replies, "no." so you....

 

[Strdstwanderer]

........kick her butt then yell at her.......

 

[.MurkyBurning.]

gimme my freakin dinner or else i'll send out a

 

[Zeph.]

Raging herd of Qwilfish to crap on your house then...

 

[Quackyla]

make penguins fly to eat everything in the world and...

 

[Queen]

...summon a snorlax to body slam you....

 

[rmmstnr]

and tickle it until it vomits on your pristine floor...

 

[Pkmnhack]

after he falls in he decides to take a nap... hahah

 

[*~Fireheart~*]

... he wakes up five hours later to discovered that you've traded him to somebody else while he was in his PokéBall. Meanwhile, you're....

 

[Zeph.]

..boasting about what you think is a Garchomp, but...

 

[Pika Storm]

then it farts on you, talk about stink.... So you buy some lysol to

 

[PolkaDotTissue]

Throw a Venamoth trading cards in to his left eye...

 

[Zeph.]

...Before it cries and feels like the Nidoking in the Pokemon Special Manga...

 

[Cubed]

It WTF booms you and flies to sinnoh to...

 

[Zeph.]

...eat Dawn and all the virgins...