Never Ending Cheat

[.Razr]

biting your balls which makes the poop come out faster

 

[Frequency]

Wheh Alakazam tells you that you have a case of diarreha, when...

 

[The Bringer!]

the game gets banned for inapproprietness. Now that you are in a banned game that doesn't exist, you must escape by...

 

[Jahool]

going to Wal-Mart, buying a new game and hack your character from the banned one to the new one, but it makes a glitch that...

 

[The Bringer!]

causes your sprite to become a evil monster bent on ridding the world of all color except blue. You cannot allow this to happen, so you...

 

[Jahool]

hire De Blob to help you but when he cross from his game your pokemon game it causes...

 

[Lrmaster132]

A flying Taco to dance around your pokemon. So your pokemon...

 

[shinylickitung]

must all evolve in less than 2 minutes. after catch a shiny mew and name it "sporko the frog"

 

[digimonegg11]

then the flying taco comes back and all of your pokemon try to eat it and fall into a canyon

 

[PokeMoon]

You climb down a massive crayon into the canyon to get your pokemon, but suddenly...

 

[Opposite Day]

you slip, and are entered into the hall of fame, but as the credits slides in front of your eyes....

 

[He Trembles on Your Breath]

...you are knocked onto your bike and roll all the way to Littleroot when your mother comes out of a house screaming...

 

[manofaction2]

Your mom screams "OMG HONEY WHAT HAPPENED" You wake up and flick her off....

 

[PokeMoon]

...She realizes that you were never her child, and that your actually older than she is.
So she flees out of the house, looking for your "father" when...

 

[Game Over1375]

..you grab a sandwich and get attacked by ALL of the legendaries...

 

[digimonegg11]

who are now dressed for christmas on the fourth of july

 

[Opposite Day]

and when confronted with it, the legendaries scream...

 

[Game Over1375]

...One More Time by Daft Punk. Then you become a pile of dust from the extreme amount of awesomeness...

 

[PokeMoon]

...But cool breeze from sketchers blows your now dust form across the region, in front of the Pokemon Colleseum

 

[Skystrike]

where a battle against the hero and the team snagem boss is battling! To aviod being snagged, you....