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Never Ending Cheat

he missed your grandma so he became evil and killed geovoni. then he...
 
... went up to you and asked how you were doing. Once you said you were doing good, he started chanting something weird and then an airplane came out of no where and crashed into you. You mirically crawl out of the debris then tell him...
 
.. A Noctowl flies into the back of your head, causing you to get concussion. You wake up in a pokemon centre (they do everything) Finding there's a guy sueing you for criminal damage to his Noctowl. In reply you..
 
start beating him up he says...
 
.. "You know I can get you charged for assault now?" You say
"Not if your dead" You slit his throat & wrap him up & a blanket & drop him off a river..
 
his ghost wich happens to be a gengar starts attacking you
 
..you wake up. You look around. You are in your room. There is a Dimmu Borgir poster. That's pretty weird because you don't like Norwegian orchestral Black Metal. So you inspect the poster and you see a button behind it (sound familiar?). You end up in Team Rocket's hideout (OMG what a shocker) where you see your grandfather. He explains that you were hit by a plane and had amnesia and they used a rabid Gengar to restore your memory. They mention that they captured the Gengar, and upon its release from the Poke Ball, it attacks you screaming, "I'M STILL GONNA PRESS CHARGES!!!!!" At that point...
 
then you are taken to court where you must pay all your money and your bike
 
.. To the poke-government (who just popped up from nowhere) & left you stranded on an island with no company but a fisherman who was asleep anyway..
 
if he has a tentacool because you want to breed kyogre with a tentacool
 
... but suddenly, your Kyogre escapes and a gigantum rainbow appears across the sky! Your phone should then start ringing. It is...
 
lance he says to meet him at pallet when you get there...
 
He talks to you fora while, and you notice he doesn't seem the same. All of a sudden he transforms into that dumb Gengar and attacks you again. Defeat him and Goto the Lavender ghost tower where you meet the mysterious pokemon...
 
.. He says "bog off puny trainer! This is my tower!" & continues to kick you in your digital balls. In reply you shout "I thought ghosts couldn't do physical attacks" Then you realise the ghost actually used confuse ray & you were kicking yourself in the balls..
 
then agatha apears and steals your pokemon...
 
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