Never Ending Cheat

[wolfie1177]

...get caught in a firefight between the crips and bloods team aqua and magma, and when you go to duck under the closest car....

 

[Jimmyray]

The car turns into a Machoke which uses Icebeam on the leader of Team Aqua and Team Magma. They freeze and then a pack of wild Poochyena's attack them. They are helpless and frozen, so you watch and eat nacho's. Then you get a motorbike to the lake of shiny Azurill's where you find a group of shiny Azurill's bullying a normal Azurill...

 

[wolfie1177]

...but then you throw your Pikachu in the middle of all of them, which uses thundershock and kills them. Then, you give a firestone to your Pikachu to hold and...

 

[Manaphy1128]

It chucks it at a Vulpix.A boy was holding its tail for some unknown reason,so when it evolves,he gets a curse.Continuing on to Kanto,you meet...

 

[Jimmyray]

Professor Oak! He gives you three Celebi's and tells you to eat them, so you do. You then turn into a Burmy. You look at Professor Oak who is now a Monferno. He uses Steel Wing to send you back to Sinnoh. You land in a pack of Luvdisc who are attempting to lick there shoulders at the time. They realise that they don't have shoulders and then they carry you to the island of...

 

[Manaphy1128]

New Moon Island where the Cressilia just about busts your head open(but doesn't)you catch it with a Quick Ball,and the Luvdisc carry you to...

 

[wolfie1177]

....the Hall of Origin. And then you go up to Arceus, who says "You shouldn't be here, you AR hacker!" at which you exclaim...

 

[Manaphy1128]

"%$$@^&%- you!' and he then carries you to Hoenn and makes you enter a master rank contest witha magikarp.You then have to.....

 

[anemos]

....master the magikarp, acting like the weak fish you so desire to become! meanwhile in johto...

 

[Manaphy1128]

Palkia and Dialga(see earlier post) have finally obliterated the whole thing.The only town left is Mahogany.To stop them from destroying that,you....

 

[anemos]

offer a delicious RAGECANDYBAR to each of them, they

 

[wolfie1177]

...toss it away. Seriously, the Masters of space and time don't need to eat! You instead offer them the coveted Adament and Lustruos orbs...

 

[Jimmyray]

They then become happy and skip away to the land of happiness, where they play Happiny squash. You look surprised. Then you go to Hoenn and you see a wild Mankey. You throw a handbag at it and eat it. Later you feel ill and a Primeape pops out your butt! You use the Primeape to fly you to Sinnoh. OH NO! You find a shiny Growlithe eating a...

 

[wolfie1177]

...Missingno! Your game freezes instantly, and bricks big time! So you...

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

throw your game against your wall. now its very glitchy. you are now in sunyshore city and a rabid aerodacytl uses a flamethrower colored blue and pink and tries to eat you...

 

[Manaphy1128]

But you dodge it and it eats the Pokemon Center.You continue down until you stop at the house with the man and all of his Pikachu's.He gives you a Pikachu and tells you to use it for...

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

bait 4 the aerodacty. then it evolves trips on a t-stone, evolveskix aerodactlys ass, and then a shiny nidoran(m) uses lick and thinks ur a popsicle...

 

[wmoor0826]

you find out you've been playing the wrong game and this is yellow, not blue...

 

[Jimmyray]

So then you do everything again up tho that point, and you find that you are attacked by a Flaffy (which doesn't exist in Blue) to which you exclaim...

 

[anemos]

"Dubya' Tee Eff!" (WTF), and run screaming into a tree, dropping your water bottle, the tree was a sudowoodo! after freaking out, you..