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Never Ending Cheat

...get caught in a firefight between the crips and bloods team aqua and magma, and when you go to duck under the closest car....
 
The car turns into a Machoke which uses Icebeam on the leader of Team Aqua and Team Magma. They freeze and then a pack of wild Poochyena's attack them. They are helpless and frozen, so you watch and eat nacho's. Then you get a motorbike to the lake of shiny Azurill's where you find a group of shiny Azurill's bullying a normal Azurill...
 
...but then you throw your Pikachu in the middle of all of them, which uses thundershock and kills them. Then, you give a firestone to your Pikachu to hold and...
 
It chucks it at a Vulpix.A boy was holding its tail for some unknown reason,so when it evolves,he gets a curse.Continuing on to Kanto,you meet...
 
Professor Oak! He gives you three Celebi's and tells you to eat them, so you do. You then turn into a Burmy. You look at Professor Oak who is now a Monferno. He uses Steel Wing to send you back to Sinnoh. You land in a pack of Luvdisc who are attempting to lick there shoulders at the time. They realise that they don't have shoulders and then they carry you to the island of...
 
New Moon Island where the Cressilia just about busts your head open(but doesn't)you catch it with a Quick Ball,and the Luvdisc carry you to...
 
....the Hall of Origin. And then you go up to Arceus, who says "You shouldn't be here, you AR hacker!" at which you exclaim...
 
....master the magikarp, acting like the weak fish you so desire to become! meanwhile in johto...
 
Palkia and Dialga(see earlier post) have finally obliterated the whole thing.The only town left is Mahogany.To stop them from destroying that,you....
 
offer a delicious RAGECANDYBAR to each of them, they
 
...toss it away. Seriously, the Masters of space and time don't need to eat! You instead offer them the coveted Adament and Lustruos orbs...
 
They then become happy and skip away to the land of happiness, where they play Happiny squash. You look surprised. Then you go to Hoenn and you see a wild Mankey. You throw a handbag at it and eat it. Later you feel ill and a Primeape pops out your butt! You use the Primeape to fly you to Sinnoh. OH NO! You find a shiny Growlithe eating a...
 
throw your game against your wall. now its very glitchy. you are now in sunyshore city and a rabid aerodacytl uses a flamethrower colored blue and pink and tries to eat you...
 
But you dodge it and it eats the Pokemon Center.You continue down until you stop at the house with the man and all of his Pikachu's.He gives you a Pikachu and tells you to use it for...
 
bait 4 the aerodacty. then it evolves trips on a t-stone, evolveskix aerodactlys ass, and then a shiny nidoran(m) uses lick and thinks ur a popsicle...
 
you find out you've been playing the wrong game and this is yellow, not blue...
 
So then you do everything again up tho that point, and you find that you are attacked by a Flaffy (which doesn't exist in Blue) to which you exclaim...
 
"Dubya' Tee Eff!" (WTF), and run screaming into a tree, dropping your water bottle, the tree was a sudowoodo! after freaking out, you..
 
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