Never Ending Cheat

[viridian doubletongue]

...pop a poppler in your mouth when you go to fishy joes
what they're made of is a mystery
where they come from noone knows
you can lick them
you can stick them
you can chew them
you can pick them
if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose...

 

[Smarties-chan]

And eat buttered toast...! When the song is over a giant...

 

[Rai]

ant comes and starts eating every thing! So you......

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Put on your tap shoes & start dancing the bolero to the exact beat of the pokemon theme tune on which...

 

[Rai]

is way to loud and you try to turn the volume down when........

 

[viridian doubletongue]

The gameboy explodes revealing a tiny missingno messing with all the micro chips in it where you have to...

 

[Rai]

throw it in the garbage and buy a new one....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

& you play it & it mysteriously has your old save game! then you fly to Pallet & battle your mum using two paralyzed jynxs & then she...

 

[bna_li]

Said she'd disowned you because you win her and...

 

[Rai]

you run away to Golden Rod City where...........

 

[bna_li]

You see a magicarp eat a gyrados because..

 

[Rai]

it was a cannibal.....then it attacks you and.............

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You use your paralyzed jynkxes to do a mega-freaky punch on it & then...

 

[bna_li]

You sit on it... and it cries, so...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

you wipe it's tears with a tangela then it gets angry again &.

 

[Rai]

eats your hair! 0_o; so you............

 

[bna_li]

Get a wig and slap the magikarp....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

with another magikarp............

 

[Rai]

then it evolves!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! then...........

 

[viridian doubletongue]

a jigglypuff makes it go to sleep & it falls & sqaushes you so you...