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Never Ending Cheat

You hire a retarded shedinja to annoy him to death. Then..
 
The Shedninja evolves into Persian and uses slash on a nearby Floatzel, who throws 3 stroopwaffels at you, then...
 
the waffles EXPLODE in your face, revealing..
 
...A magical land of pants where you...
 
*check your watch, having been cheating for 17 minutes
 
then you eat your watch for lying since it has been 18 and a half minuites. Then a Tyrannitar runs up and and...
 
sucker punches the arbok sneaking up behind you, and
 
Then walk three steps right and your start menu appears. Pick the "Kill Togepi" option and then...
 
it was a decoy "B" button! closing the menu starts battle with a level 7 mew!
 
which will transform into a remote control, if it kicks you, the game will turn blank, then delete your memory and everything you did so far and do it all over again, exept change your species magikarp in the start, and as you...
 
wait, wtf? i dont like that post. that realy took a lot of fun away
- metapost
 
instead, a level 10921324 Gerbil appears and starts acting like gollum. Then...
 
you call the other legendary gerbils (entei raikou suicune), they start to beat the crap out of YOU when the other gerbil..
 
defeats them with splash only and then you have to beat every wild pokemon in correct pokedex order exactly 103.1415926535897932384624 times with that golden wobuffet and then go to Bill and he will give you a.....
 
kilogram of an illegal drug. as a your pokemon trainer, you must...
 
Report to Officer Jenny, who slaps you in the face for possesions of illegal drugs. Throw a Root Beer can and hit Officer Jenny and her 19294028493240 sisters(or brothers :)) with a stick. You later found out that the illegal drug was actually a Mew that used transform. You escape from jail and open the start menu. Fly to Mt. Ember and use your Super Rod. A Groudon will appear and battle you. At the end, he jumps on you, thinking he is going to get laid, but you have to dump Groudon and start going out with Kyogre which will end up in a fierce prehistoric neverending battle, at that moment...
 
thats spam, lets ignore that. at that moment, a rayquaza in a taco suit tackles each of the beasts, but accidentily used splash
 
...right when Kyogre used Surf. This caused a collosal tidal wave that redefined Splash as the world knew it. Avoding the wave, you just barely run off, before Rayquaza recovers and uses a hidden attack it never revealed yet: Taco Beam. Tacos began raining down from the sky as a giant beam of white energy was shot out of Rayquaza's mouth. Then...
 
groudon, feeling ignored, eats all the tacos before anyone else gets near them, and gets realy fat.
 
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