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Never Ending Cheat

But you find her underwater with Tracy, and they both have gills and your so freaked out you run to proffeseur Oaks house.
 
but you find Oak making out w/ your mom so you challenge him to a battle
 
But before the battle starts, Groudon pops out of nowhere and starts jumping on your face, It didn't hurt much cuz you were so big compared to him. So you pick Groudon up and throw him at Darkjagwar and...
 
Groudon evolved into a wynaut! The wynaut used Unsafeguard, attracting loads of bad luck to darkjagwar! Then...
 
Wynaut starts swearing in another language, he said that all Roserade have 8 belly buttons and the Roserade started beating him up... THEN...
 
After watching Roserade you have a sudden urge to get your belly button pierced at a pokemon center. You're on the way to Viridian City when a flying car that looks like the one from Harry Potter hits you. After waking up in the hospital room, you realize...
 
that you don't watch harry potter so you don't know what that is. and a big fat rich kid starts yelling that youre too filthy for the pokemoncenter. So you are booted out, and then you find a very hot dirty blond who starts kissing you until her boyfriend comes and starts hitting you with a stick, so you challenge him to a pokemon to a pokemon battle, you send out Wurmple and he sends out Regigigas. You yell What the fuk around the whole world so people in china can hear you and...
 
and you use a brand new attack called "Rape Groudon" so you started to rape groudon, but then, his mother came and slapped him in the face and then she threw a piece of cream pie at him and...
 
falcon punched you out of the way and started raping Groundon herself. completely freaked out, you go to the mart and buy some drugs when all of a sudden...

OOC: wtf? "Darkjagwar" is not in the game, guys.
 
Now, while you're in the store, you must buy exactly:
46 Poke Balls
764 Hyper Potions
19 Paralyze heals
32 Repels
97 Max Repels
77 Antidotes

If you can buy them all in less than 30 seconds, a new item will be available, the new evolution item, "Chaos Stone!" Use it on a Pokemon and...
 
Will turn it into a prostitute and make you horny, and when all the censorred stuff is over a dog comes and kisses your ass so you eat its poop and then you realize you have no Pokemon so you poo and get Muk . . .
 
But then you find bill gates using a hacking pokemon system called microsoft
 
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