Never Ending Cheat

[~CyberKitsune09~]

May comes and knocks you out when get up...

 

[Tetsu]

You think you are a newborn duck. Imprinted, you have to follow May everywhere, untill

 

[~CyberKitsune09~]

your normal again, Then May asks you out, you then say...

 

[Bombah!]

Boo, wawah, Hums.
She asks why you are so mean. You have to say...

 

[FinalPaladin]

ur a git.then team galactic comes and u have 2 rob the depatment store then.....................

 

[\\Ceiran//]

the manager attacks you with his amazing "link's awakening"-like anti-theft lightning bolts of death! luckily, those huge spikes on galactic HQ are perfect lightningrods, and you narrowly escape. now you can...

 

[Tetsu]

Go to the hotel in Celadon. Use the invisable PC to...

 

[Gymnotide]

Go to the hotel in Celadon. Use the invisable PC to...

view inappropriate images on the World Wide Pokeweb.
Proceeding with the cheat, the manager of the building will kick
you out, however, instead of arriving back at Celadon City, you
will find yourself at Diglett's Cave, Arceus will be in front of you.

Battle Arceus, but don't capture it. Instead...

 

[Luck]

threaten it with your mamma jokes just to get blown up by judgement...
You start a new game to find out your house gets turned into a bowling alley.
You decide to...

 

[BREAKINGBEN]

After you are blown up(and reincarnated), Arceus will give you the WORST dis of your life and you are transported to viridian city (johto version). Gary sees you lying on the ground and he...

 

[Gymnotide]

... ties you up and, when you wake up, threatens you with
a knife. He demands for the location of the...

 

[MissMegano]

Secret raspberry tree. Give him the wrong direction and fly to the real tree. Smear honey on it. A pokemon comes and...

 

[Gymnotide]

... it should be an Articuno. Throw a Pokeball (the red
and white one, not Master Ball, etc.) at it. It should turn
into Krabby halfway. The Pokeball should disappear.

Open your attack menu and press down 6 times, and
then press Start + A. Your Pokemon should use Razor
Leaf. It will say "not very effective". The Krabby should then...

 

[Marksman]

...Strike you with a Bubblebeam and flee. Then Gary arrives and uses a...

 

[Bombah!]

lvl -25 Pikachu (Yes, gary with a pikachu), and it...

 

[Marksman]

...Uses Thunder on your Pokémon and you (Add the fact that you should be damp from Krabby's Bubblebeam and the result is a KO blow on you and your Pokémon). When you come to, you find yourself in...

 

[Gymnotide]

...a Pokeball. Eat your way out, then...

 

[FinalPaladin]

fly to hearthrome and save 5 times then sainsburys falls on ur head and u go in and by a bannana. u throw it in garys face and he turns into a banana monster cach him with banana bal.all ya pokemon go into banana mode and u......................

 

[s-buster]

....warp to a mario party 6 DK mini game where you have to beat a tree with a hammer to get bannanas, and if you get the purple bannana you warp to the sinnoh region elite four, where the green mofo man hands you the heavenly pipe, members card, and oaks letter. you use these all at once, warping you underground with arceus, darkrai, and shaimin all right in front of you. you throw a master ball at arceus who then....

 

[Tetsu]

Breaks out of the Master Ball. He then proceeds to hurt you unmercifully until...