Never Ending Cheat

[Vyro]

yoshi walks by and says"YO!" so you punch him, and he puts you inside an egg of doom.

 

[.:God:.]

you punch your way out of the egg of doom just to be in another egg of doom where you...

 

[Vie]

...sit in a corner and start crying

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

Even though Eggs do not have corners. Now use Fire Blast and the egg of doom will break into the Egg of Happiness, which looks like the inside or the room you've always wanted. Unfortunately, you don't have time to do stuff in it, because there is a time bomb. To turn it off, you must...

 

[JKLAZ]

Pee on another apple with a wurmpull inside of it. Unfortunatley, you are in an egg, so you cannot find one. To improvise you...

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

throw the Pokemon that has Fire Blast against the wall. Do this 1,000 times. Now...

 

[ShyRayq]

run to slateport and use the pokemon with fire blast to burn down the city, then....

 

[Vie]

jump around the fire and sing 'hush little baby'

 

[Ladnek]

And a giant baby comes out and eats you.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

So you die. Mew revives you...

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

... And then evolves into MeWTF????, which is like mew but 10 times bigger and with sharp claws and teeth. It starts swiping at you with its claws. Now you should...

 

[Drawicia]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!! but you have to run to Sinnoh. so you run to twinleaf town.

then....

 

[MayorPork]

a level -100 alakazam attacks you with psychic, healing all of your HP.

 

[Vie]

your mum and oak appear for shouting at you, because you died again! then you run away, but a big

 

[Sweet Speed]

Hamburger blocks your way, soon a Snorlax appears and eats it. Then you battle it and then...

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

You capture it. Save and turn off the game. Turn it back on and the snorlax should now be a shiny munchlax. Continue running away. You should hit a tree with 25 Pineco in it. All startled and falling to the ground, they all start using Self-Destruct. Thinking quickly, you...

 

[Cybermew X]

Find a nearby Diglet which leads you through a series of tunnels, falling behind the Diglet you...

 

[Vyro]

See the yoshi again! he says" WTF!?! YOU GOT OUT!!!!!!" And he fights you, you fail horribly, and He puts you in another egg of doom, but this time, you have no pokemon with fire blast and the egg is indestructible! and to top it all off, you are Sutck with a million n00b mudkips!

 

[Cobja619]

You eat all of the mudkips, whitch because of thier nooby level, only boost you attack by 1.25. You sent out a level 00.02 magikarp and use fissure. Since its a 1-hit KO, you die, because magikarp are dumb and it just killed you...

 

[Vie]

so you are dead AGAIN and you are in heaven AGAIN and God wants to talk to you, because you use heavens front door too often!