Never Ending Cheat

[The Bringer!]

You freak out because bowser is in your game and it must be a glitch, so you restart. When you start your game again you are on the planet Bryyo. You decide to...

 

[Gymnotide]

.. buy more pickled lettuce from like page 30 or something when I last posted and cover it with the same whipped cream and eat it in the same fashion. You must do this twice. If done correctly, you should immediately pick up those rotten strawberries you stored up earlier (YOU DO HAVE THEM, RIGHT?!). Take them and put them in a blender, along with your game. Press PUREE. Take the liquid that comes out and...

 

[The Bringer!]

Drink it. Now you should transform into a hoppip. Now that you are a hoppip, you must gain 4,000 pounds by...

 

[Gymnotide]

... the old wharf where Near caught Light. Be sure to avoid the bloodstains on the floor (you will need them later). Sit down in the middle of the room and try really, really, really hard and you will teleport to the future "Tokyo Settlement" in Code Geass. Kill Suzaku for being a dumb-face, then proceed to the nearest PokeMART and buy 7...

 

[The Bringer!]

napkins. Use them to clean up the blood from earlier. This will activate a glitch allowing you to...

 

[Mitchman]

Turn into a blood sucking zombiepire. A hunting we will go for..

 

[Vyro]

bowser! but he roasts you and feeds you to his chomps

 

[the bitter end.]

Immediately afterwards tour GBA will randomly appear in your hand.

 

[Vyro]

but the chomps eat that too.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

So you hit the chomps with a hammer, and get hit in the face by a pie.

 

[Vyro]

which bowser threw! so you get mad at him, and you both grab your lightsabers and duel!

 

[Gymnotide]

Using Dance Dance Revolution, yo. Then...

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

select to dance "He said, She said"
and dance as feminine as possible.

Bowser will explode from the power of WTF.
then you...

 

[Vyro]

blow up too! so you team up with giratina to get out of the land of the dead

 

[Vie]

and suddenly giratina turns to the dark site and wants to eat you.

..wow I havent posted here for a looong time.

 

[Vyro]

so you kick him in the butt and run away

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

then capture giratina and nickname it "Mrs. Shabalabadingdong"
to get revenge on it for betraying you.

using Mrs. Shabalabadingdong, get out of the land of the dead by...

 

[Sacrifar]

eat it and gain its magical powers and escape then......

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

get a bad stomach ache because you ate to fast.

 

[Atomic Sharks]

so you ask Arcues to fix it, then arcues removes your stomach but you won't starve