NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Mika]

the gun must be made from the lining of a wailord's stomach and much have been rolled over and over over and over and over and over again by a skitty. 50 times will suffice. If the number is less than 50, your particular game playing system could enact a BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH. If a blue screen of death occurs, scream loudly and shake your fist at the staff because it's obviously all their fault and neg rep them for their negligence or the BSoD will laugh at you and play the caramelldansen song for 6 eternal time spans.

 

[Vyro]

once you shoot mewtwo, he will not be harmed and he will say: OMG!!!!!!one!!!!!12111 U SUK!!!11111ONE2!!!!!!

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Then the carmalldansen Munchlax comes...https://www.pokecommunity.com/members/71885

 

[Vyro]

and kill mewtwo. he then says: OMG!!!11ONE U DON'T SUK!!!!11111ONE! and vanish.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

(image no longer exists)then he kills Arceus and then a...

 

[Mr.Silver]

They all do caramelldansen

All 493 of them

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

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but then Giratina gets mad

 

[Vyro]

And pwns the n00bs! Woot!!!1111

 

[Mr.Silver]

but then a big ad slogen blocks th-HEY?!

 

[Vyro]

so take that baseball at whip it at a random sumo.

 

[TheOnion]

After you hit the sumo run for your life and jump into a hole which leads to...

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

to more carmalldasen YAY!!!(image no longer exists)

 

[Zero°]

Now you have to catch every catchable without cheats or event Poke's and evolve and train to lvl 100....

 

[Johnny590]

so you can finally face the all powerful Mew, but first you forgot that you had to get...

 

[Pheonix987]

...

...a bamboo head shaver to shave the hair off the head of the poster below you. then, you have to play hide and seek with a magikarp with diabetes to...

 

[Jesus of Suburbia]

(P.S.S TO THE TOP: THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!)
Unfortanely, AR's are cheating devices, not replays. It breaks. Without that, you can't.....

Two things, one: I was kidding two: you can use them to do that.

Anyway, ....To win a bet with the Loch Ness Monster....

 

[Joltghonz]

Who the says that in order to find Mew, you must play checkers with me........

 

[Johnny590]

but you don't trust the Loch Ness monster, so you then go to Japan to get advice from...

 

[Vyro]

The Ghostbusters. however, they release fawful's ghost, who then sends you to the land of dirty underpants.

 

[dragon0fangz]

once, here you will have to LURK UNDR TEH TRUCK!!!!!!!!11!111!!!!!
But there will be a sign saying "Be Back in 5 Minutes"