NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Skystrike]

Worms. You refuse to and.........

 

[Vyro]

Fawful forces you to marry bowser's mom in law

 

[dotKarma]

And then you must get divorced within the first 24 hours or...

 

[Vyro]

be punched by fawful's buff grandma for all eternity

 

[Mr.Silver]

and your head will be torn off with..

 

[Skystrike]

Pliers. You say..........................

 

[Vyro]

CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! and run away at top speed.

 

[Skystrike]

Like that what you did when you said "CURSE YOU CAP'N CRUNCH!!!", you got sued and Perry won. you now have $0 dollars........After that, finally, you enter

 

[Mr.Silver]

the wrong side of a tunnel

 

[Skystrike]

You make this face: :(. Then you enter the valley of shinyness..........

 

[Mr.Silver]

only to find that its an illusion

 

[Skystrike]

Then you find the real one and find the crystal! The the suicune found, and you encounter MEW!!! But you screw it up by...........

 

[Mr.Silver]

not paying attention......

 

[Vyro]

and calling fawful on your cell phone. He then shows up and sprays mustard of doom on the mew

 

[Skystrike]

The mew uses RUN..........and runs. You punch in the code ENCOUNTER MEW. Unfortanely....(make it something to do with the thread)

 

[Mr.Silver]

the game shuts down............

 

[Skystrike]

And you have to restart your journey.....but with the help of-

 

[Mr.Silver]

a giant toon link.........

 

[Vyro]

named flippy. who only wears underwear

 

[Mr.Silver]

and holds a candle instead of a sword