NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Starsky]

and you get lost and find yourself in a ramen shop..

 

[Pheonix987]

...

...which has a owner who is obsessed with worms. you strangle his foot and steal his caterpie to...

 

[Joltghonz]

feed it to the locals so they will give you a Mew Radar......

 

[PokeMoon]

...Which actually finds pink jellybeans. So you throw it in the trash and talk to a retired circus worker who tells you that...

 

[Vyro]

every 2 days, the ghost of the Cow Man comes and sits on whoever is standing where you are standing.

 

[PokeMoon]

...So you wait 2 days and are suddenly sat upon. You hear a loud beeping noise.
The cow man had the Mew Radar! You snatch it from him to see what it's detecting. The Mew Radar was detecting you. You spend 5 nights crying...

 

[Vyro]

And on the 6th night, the cow man sits on you again.

 

[Joltghonz]

so you try to push it off but that doesn't work, and you can't reach your pokemon. You pull out a different Mew radar and you are shockedto find out it detects metal, not Mew, so you went to the department store....

 

[Lance]

and bought milk and cookies,and..

 

[NatureKeeper]

Then, you bought 999 Pokéballs.

 

[Mr.Silver]

and started to call out "mew!come here! i have milk and cookies

 

[Artonkn]

get angry that mew is busyn in a lab being cloned so you get some coffee, get a deck chair sit and wait in the wild for 20 days 7 hours 47 mins

 

[Vyro]

Then the cow man walks up, and you say:

 

[Pheonix987]

...

"...purple-green thing". then, you launch yourself to a patch of grass.

 

[Latiace]

You release all the mudkips and then a Gallade attacks you and all of your pokemon faint.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! You make the Gallade faint when you throw a book at it! (a big hardcover book!)

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Then a Mew shall appear and can be cught with any kind of Poke Ball.

 

[Joltghonz]

But the Mew is actually the clone and evaporates after two minutes...

 

[Mr.Silver]

then the pokeball goes KABOOM and your there crying your eyes out

 

[Vyro]

When the cow man walks up. you say: "Don't even think about it" and the cow man walks away crying. but he leaves behind a.....

 

[Joltghonz]

Mew plush doll, to fill the void, but it does not work so you confront the cow-man.......