NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[ShinyPikachu777]

... and you call the Ghostbusters to do their job...

 

[Vyro]

but the cow man is too fat to catch, so the ghostbusters just start dancing to thier theme song.

 

[Game Over1375]

...and you are probably crying by now, AGAIN! Now you go try to find a...

 

[Vyro]

A magic toilet, because only that will stop the ghostbusters.

 

[Mr.Silver]

But they havent had breakfast so you

 

[Vyro]

Dance along with them. it cheers the cow man up, and he gives you the magic toilet.

 

[Joltghonz]

You must then flush yourself down the magic toilet to find the underground lair of "Mew"

 

[dotKarma]

Then you must compete in a fist-fight with Chuck Norris to the death...not. The cheat wouldn't work then.


You really must make Mew a sandwich whenever it yells at you to.

 

[Mika]

You must instead challenge Chuck Norris to a Pokemon Duel and capture him. Before you do this, you must have Kurt make a Mr. T ball because it is the only thing that can contain chuck norris

 

[dotKarma]

You get one, but it doesn't work, as nothing can contain Chuck Norris. After he releases himself, you must run to the nearest city, which is Jubilife where you must...

 

[MechaTrickster]

must.... stop doing all this nonsense and eat your pokemon :D

 

[dotKarma]

Then you get a choice between the following 2 starters from Professor Oak:

Guy from HSM: only learns angst (another version of splash) and whine (lowers his own defense and sp defense). Can't evolve since he sucks

or

a dolphin that can't swim. only knows flail, yet has 0 attack. evolves into a beached whale (Sure they aren't related, but I couldn't think of anything else)

 

[Mr.Silver]

so you take both and make them mate to get a really sucky mew but.........

 

[Empty Pot]

Mew will use Judgement and destroy all of your pokemon. You must now speak to Yami Yugi.

 

[MechaTrickster]

then you pull out an m ball you throw it at yugi and....

 

[littleangelamy22]

It fails and eats your soul, transporting you into Daisy's house in Pallet town where you must...

 

[Empty Pot]

It fails and eats your soul, transporting you into Daisy's house in Pallet town where you must...

Do the Barry Dance, then you...

 

[littleangelamy22]

Do the Chansey dance, three times then you...

 

[Empty Pot]

Do the Chansey dance, three times then you...

...will transform into a Magikarp. Then you must...

 

[Kylix]

uff tell me about it, I can't remember the number of times I've head of this cheat to get mew