NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Late]

...be killed by Shiny Rattata (I just caught one today in Pokémon Gold)...

 

[sanny the hedgehog]

then you must go on a side quest to get the sun song
guidebook tips:
(note! this is essential to catch mew!!)
(reminder! don't get caught by the redeads!)

 

[lou dog]

during the side quest you must grow wings.

 

[JBW]

then find force the manaphys dead body to mate with missingno and beat phione

 

[Vyro]

With a pig man's bladder. However, the pig man finds you and shows you dirty pictures of fawful.

 

[Drawicia]

which blow up so he dies! Then, jump into the nearest waterfall where you will find...

 

[Skystrike]

Mew.... THIS TIME YOU THROW A MASTERBALL! But, you have too many cheats on so....

 

[Late]

...it just looked like MEW and: "You caught a Magikarp with *Master Ball!"...

 

[mockingod]

but the magikarp exploded and you wasted a master ball and,

 

[Skystrike]

You try to locate mew with your pokedex, and it tells you..........

 

[alymaru]

sorry Mew doesnt exist any more...

 

[Late]

...that Mew has changed region to...

 

[Arceus10000]

ur mama is very aggresive so

 

[Skystrike]

You go there and find an......

 

[Vyro]

Evil-Drunk-Dragon-of Death-Inator Robot that was constructed by Dr. Doofenshmirtz

 

[Skystrike]

Which you kick................