Noob Killer-Play by the rules!

sims796

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    This was made specifically for the noobs out their, who thinks the standard rules are stupid, WHILE thinking they are hot stuff. Not the casual players, not those who don't care, I mean the noobs with diareha at the mouth.

    Deoxys(Defense)
    Nature:Bold
    Cosmic Power
    Toxic
    Double Team
    Recover
    EV:???

    This is to show them why the rules are even there in the first place. Without em, you will face things like this--and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Of course, it's not meant to play by any standard rules, only people who questions why the rules are there.

    Dark Azelf kinda gave me the idea for the set. See, with enough Cosmic Power, it's basically invurnerable. With Double Team, it's untouchable. Even when you do hit it, you will barely damage it, due to it's defenses. And, after 20 minutes when he does eventually get hurt (like, what, 30%?) Recover will make them cry. Toxic so I don't get bored.

    Remeber, if by some chance, this is KOed, I'll still have 5 others, equally as annoying, unfair. And in those 5, I'll have another one of these, since there is no Species Clause.

    This should teach those new to compettitive battling why the rules are there. That is it's only purpose. It is not for real competition, so I don't wanna hear "OMG, THAT DOESNT PLAY BY TEH RULEZ!!!!!".


    I am also thinking about making a whole team suited to teach people why the rules are there.
     
    Double Team Shuckle in a sandstorm is very mighty for such a cause indeed.

    But n00bs will generally turn your own rules against you, so go go go Speed Deoxys! But yeah.

    A cool n00b killer is Aerodactyl. It's faster than any crap they'll throw at you and no physical walls means fun in the sun.

    You'll want a way to beat steels though for that set. Just keep something like Heatran in reserve to kill that stuff.
     
    Ah, but that's the beauty--it's not really meant for steels. Just as a, you know, annoyer, of some sorts. A good player can ruiin me with Taunt. But a noob will be stuck. Of course, he has his teammates for the attacking, so I'll need help with a Absurd attacker.

    As for Shuckle, well, as good as he is for this cause, I don't like him. At all. You understand, we all have pokes we don't like. Me, it's Shuckle.

    EDIT: Any uberfied Double Teaming Heatran suggestions?
     
    Double Team is hax <_< But noobs won't realize that xD.

    The EV Spread should look somewhat like this. 252 HP / 172 SDefense / 80 Defense
     
    clade. said:
    Double Team is hax <_< But noobs won't realize that xD.

    The EV Spread should look somewhat like this. 252 HP / 172 SDefense / 80 Defense
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    you still have a few EVs left over.
     
    The one rule noobs generally follow is the 'No Legendary' rule, which rules out everything from Arceus to Entei. You may want to try a different wall, just to further rub salt in the wounds. If it's Deoxys that kills them, they can always blame it on being a Legend. They can't make the same excuse when Shuckle kills them.

    You may want to try Scarf Porygon-Z, as Tri-Attack can kill just about anything in the noob arsenal. King's Rock + Sniper Kingra should work as well. Or you can just use six Togekisses.
     
    airconditionin is right. The purpose of this is to prove that even when playing by their rules, a noob is a noob. If they have nothing to blame for their loses (other than the extreme hax), then my job is done.
     
    Just bring a Ninjask to Baton Pass Double Team to all your pokemon, with 6 Double Teams and 6 Speed boosts, Rhyperior is quite funny to use

    Breloom with spore can also be used to annoy, ahh such possibilities without rules
     
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    Frosglass@Bright Powder
    Timid
    252Spd/252HP
    Hail
    Confuse Ray
    Double Team
    Ominous wind

    Uber evasiveness right from the start. Confuse ray to get them hurting themselves, and an ominous wind boost really rubs salt in. My borther refuses to play me when i use this set :P
     
    Blissey@Leftovers *I.ST411.J00!*
    252 HP/252DEF/6 SP.DEF
    Bold Nature
    - Defense Curl
    - Double Team
    - Softboiled
    - <Insert Attack Move Here>

    that seems annoying eh ?

    You may wanna add Sub Bright Powder Chomp in sandstorm conditions, thats one annoying idiot. Gliscor can do similar things, stupid ability sand veil.

    LOL Double team ninjask XD I remember battling one of those i was like iwajfenfdsnfdngvjkfnvg
     
    For your stall team, add in a Scarf Kyogre to sweep off in the late-game

    Kyogre@Choice Scarf
    Nature : Modest
    Trait : Drizzle
    Moves :
    - Water Spout
    - Thunder
    - Ice Beam
    - Surf/HP Ground

    Hits everything

    Surf just in case Kyogre is getting leveled by Spikes/Stealth Rock
     
    Something makes me like the idea of Double team Curselax.
     
    Beat me to the punch. I propose a team effort. To make a great noob killing team, since I don't have the time to do it myself.

    Lets see...


    Curselax-
    Deoxys (D)-air gave a great reason of why it shouldn't be used on it's own, so we'll limit ourselves to one legend. As to not make th enoobs cry "foul".
    Ninjask sounds gool.
    Oh, and don't forget hax items. A Torterra going first, against a Staraptor.
     
    sims796 said:
    Beat me to the punch. I propose a team effort. To make a great noob killing team, since I don't have the time to do it myself.

    Lets see...


    Curselax-
    Deoxys (D)-air gave a great reason of why it shouldn't be used on it's own, so we'll limit ourselves to one legend. As to not make th enoobs cry "foul".
    Ninjask sounds gool.
    Oh, and don't forget hax items. A Torterra going first, against a Staraptor.
    Click to expand...

    what you need is quick claw Rhyperior. A Rhydon with a Quick claw ended up killing my Raikou in ADV when both were our last pokemon. I was MAD.

    So go go go Quick Claw Rhyinferior!
     
    The most degrading thing you can do to n00bs is beat them with a n00b-style Dunsparce:

    MUST Use with w/Baton passing Double Team Ninjask

    Dunsparce@Brightpowder/Focus Sash
    Body Slam/Thunder Wave
    Headbutt/Rock Slide/Bite
    Roost
    Ancientpower/Water Pulse/Endeavor/Counter

    Basically,with enough BPed Evasion and Speed Boost, Paraflich opponent to death. If you don't expect 'Sparce to live through a hit, use Focus Sash. With it, use Endeavor/Counter and then Roost off the damage.

    With Brightpowder, use Ancientpower for 20% percent chance to boost all stats of Water Pusle to Confuse

    THis might not be what you're looking for, though >.>;
     
    What it means is that we really need to put Yanmega on this team ;)
     
    Oh! Oh! Sleep abuse!

    Darkrai: @ Lefties/ Wide lense
    Nature:timid
    Evs:252 spatt, 252 spatt, 6 hp
    Dark void
    Dark pulse
    Double team
    Taunt

    Wide lense to let dark void hit more. Lefties if you want more hp. Taunt screws n00bs from using double team and other moves. Double team to wear down. Dark pulse for stab.
     
    And remember, one legend. All legends are instantly ubers. Even Moltres. Since they are legend, that automatically makes em fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAr too strong. Even if they are just simply arder to get.
     
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