Noob Killer-Play by the rules!

Try this sims

Breloom@Choice Scarf
Trait : Poison Heal
Nature : Adamant
Moves :
- Spore
- Sky Uppercut
- Seed Bomb
- Thunderpunch

Spore the entire team to get them started ;)
 
Am I stupid? Of course I'll add that! He's te whole reason there's a Sleep Clause.

So, should we all decide on having im as a lead?
 
Try this sims

Breloom@Choice Scarf
Trait : Poison Heal
Nature : Adamant
Moves :
- Spore
- Sky Uppercut
- Seed Bomb
- Thunderpunch

Spore the entire team to get them started ;)

Isnt Poison heal illegal with T-Punch due to it being a tutor move on emerald and effect spore is the only ability in emerald ?


I dont suppose it matters as your using a scarf, but still =p.
 
Isnt Poison heal illegal with T-Punch due to it being a tutor move on emerald and effect spore is the only ability in emerald ?

Are you sure? I used it on Shoddy and it worked
 
Meh, Dark is right. If your not using Toxic Orb, Poison Heal is near useless. Especially with noobs.
 
Meh, Dark is right. If your not using Toxic Orb, Poison Heal is near useless. Especially with noobs.

Go go go Effect Spore!

lol

BTW, Agility Metagross will slay the n00bs :P
 
I feel that standard rules are like shackles to real good players. It limits our might, like, um...

Oh, a monster! Yeah, standard rules are like a cage, trapping us. Without these restrictions, well, we may just destroy everything in our path with our uncontrolled might.

I was kinda playing Final Fantasy wen I wrote this, but it's true.
 
Oh, I hate Haxkiss. That's the whole reason I gave my Grumpig Magic Coat over the superior options it has. Just to say "Frack off, Togekiss".
 
This is a great thread.

And you absolutely must use Sand Veil Cacturne! Sucker Punch/Thunderpunch/Seed Bomb/Swords Dance @ Brightpowder is as annoying as Garchomp and ten times as fun.
 
I got one and it ain't pretty.

Ambipom@Choice Band/Scarf(anything that will boost Atk/Spd otherwise)
Trait: Technician
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spd
Moves:
-Fake Out
-Last Resort

Provided that Last Resort will work as long as every other move has been used once already, then these two moves are all your gonna need.
 
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I got one and it ain't pretty.

Ambipom@Choice Band/Scarf
Trait: Technician
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spd
Moves:
-Fake Out
-Last Resort

Provided that Last Resort will work as long as every other move has been used once already, then these two moves are all your gonna need.

But fake-out only works first-move round doesnt it? That would leave you trying to emty its pp while you're getting attacked/

:O The ultimate set to get noobs to quit!
Smeargle@Bright Powder
Naughty (Just cuz its fitting of this set)
EVs: 252 Def/252SpDef/6HP
Protect
Detect
Recover
Toxic

This is much lol. Protect and detect over and over and over again. In the unlikly chance they are packing feint, and if they manage to hit through bright powder, just heal up (Feint is only base 50) and keep on going. Toxic for if you know they will switch in.
 
I don't know if that Detect/ Protect thing works one after another. Because I've tried it one but failed miserablely. It seems like that Detect then Protect then Detect has the same effect as using 3 Protect attacks in a row. I'm not completely sure because I did try this back in the GSC but I don't know why it would've changed.
 
Nope im pretty sure you can use those two after each other all day long as long as you alternate. Might be one for the FAQ though.
 
I got one and it ain't pretty.

Ambipom@Choice Band/Scarf
Trait: Technician
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spd
Moves:
-Fake Out
-Last Resort

Provided that Last Resort will work as long as every other move has been used once already, then these two moves are all your gonna need.

Smogon actually has this set. Apparently, it works- if you use Fake Out, it automatically lets you use Last Resort.

A Choice item would kinda screw that up, though, since it would lock you into Fake Out. Go with Life Orb, or something. Or Brightpowder. :D
 
God, I hate that thing. It swept my whole team cause I didn't see what he was doing. ( And once I found out, he took out my sweepers and I had my tank.)

Also, it works better if you have life orb.


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Treeko: @ Focus sash
Adamant
Evs:252 att, 252 hp, 6 spd
Quick attack
Counter
Pursuit

Self explanitory. Pursuit to get them on the switch.


Dusknoir: @ Lefties
Sassy
Evs: Can't remember
Shadow punch
Pain split
Double team
Shadow sneak

N00bs will hate this freak. Double team= Shadow punch. This will show them why we play with the standard rules.
 
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Oh yeah, we cannot forget about our PIEs and FEARs :)
 
That Dusk needs moar Will-O-Wisp. I can imagine noobs yelling, "HAY WHY IZZNT ROLLOUT DOING CRAZY DAMAGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?1111/?"

Speaking of statusing, maybe a Double-Status Gallade will teach a few noobs some humility.

EDIT: Spiritomb might be fun, too, with the whole 'no weakness' thing. Or maybe Shedinja. :D
 
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