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INT -- NIGHT -- THE MATRIX -- GENERIC ROOM WITH SKYLIGHT

Nighttime in the Matrix. Illumination from streetlights floods through a skylight into a drab, deserted room adorned with a table and telephone. The phone rings. Three figures clad in the dark red uniforms of the ZAFT elite crash through the skylight: IVAN, JACK, and GIAN. Ivan and Jack are the exact doppelgangers of Athrun Zala and Shinn Asuka, respectively; Gian is an androgynous kid with a passing resemblance to Heine Westenfluss.

JACK: You okay?
IVAN: I'll make it.
GIAN: Did you see that Agent? I've never seen anything like it.
JACK: That doesn't matter now. All that matters is this.

Jack hands Ivan a USB drive. Ivan takes it as the phone continues to ring.

JACK: You first, Ivan.

Ivan picks up the phone and jacks out of the Matrix, making an unpleasant buzzing noise as his residual self-image dematerializes. The receiver drops...to reveal AGENT TYLER, who has chosen the appearance of Stellar Loussier for his/her/its shell. Ty drops down through the skylight, Desert Eagle in hand, and shoots Gian several times in the chest, killing him. Ty tosses aside the gun. Jack brings up his fist to strike Ty, but Ty grabs him by the wrist and begins copying over him in a manner similar to Agent Smith's: one hand straight through the chest.

JACK: Oh God.
TY: "Ty" will suffice.

Jack is powerless to do anything as Ty slowly yet surely copies over him. An odd black goo envelops him completely, then begins receding...to reveal a Ty clone. Original Ty looks over at his/her/its new clone, then unbuttons the clone's blouse in order to reveal some cleavage.

JACK/TY: Thank you.
TY: My pleasure.

The phone resumes ringing. Ty and Jack/Ty look at the phone, then at each other. Jack/Ty picks up the phone and jacks out of the Matrix, making that same buzz as his/her/its RSI dematerializes.
 
Hotaru said:
You and Andrea made Shiney with forbidden love. XD
No, incase you haven't looked me isn't Shiney's papa. Andrea is his mama, but someone else (I forgot who) is his daddy. XD
 
Stop the lies! Augh... bum dads these days... >>

Jack, How'd I get elected Chairwoman of PLANT? XD
 
Jack O'Neill said:
INT -- NIGHT -- THE MATRIX -- GENERIC ROOM WITH SKYLIGHT

Nighttime in the Matrix. Illumination from streetlights floods through a skylight into a drab, deserted room adorned with a table and telephone. The phone rings. Three figures clad in the dark red uniforms of the ZAFT elite crash through the skylight: IVAN, JACK, and GIAN. Ivan and Jack are the exact doppelgangers of Athrun Zala and Shinn Asuka, respectively; Gian is an androgynous kid with a passing resemblance to Heine Westenfluss.

JACK: You okay?
IVAN: I'll make it.
GIAN: Did you see that Agent? I've never seen anything like it.
JACK: That doesn't matter now. All that matters is this.

Jack hands Ivan a USB drive. Ivan takes it as the phone continues to ring.

JACK: You first, Ivan.

Ivan picks up the phone and jacks out of the Matrix, making an unpleasant buzzing noise as his residual self-image dematerializes. The receiver drops...to reveal AGENT TYLER, who has chosen the appearance of Stellar Loussier for his/her/its shell. Ty drops down through the skylight, Desert Eagle in hand, and shoots Gian several times in the chest, killing him. Ty tosses aside the gun. Jack brings up his fist to strike Ty, but Ty grabs him by the wrist and begins copying over him in a manner similar to Agent Smith's: one hand straight through the chest.

JACK: Oh God.
TY: "Ty" will suffice.

Jack is powerless to do anything as Ty slowly yet surely copies over him. An odd black goo envelops him completely, then begins receding...to reveal a Ty clone. Original Ty looks over at his/her/its new clone, then unbuttons the clone's blouse in order to reveal some cleavage.

JACK/TY: Thank you.
TY: My pleasure.

The phone resumes ringing. Ty and Jack/Ty look at the phone, then at each other. Jack/Ty picks up the phone and jacks out of the Matrix, making that same buzz as his/her/its RSI dematerializes.
LMAO. That's about as confusing as the real Matrix movies.
 
Arcanine said:
They are not lies. Listen to your uncle. XD

And Jack loves to give out titles for some odd reason. XD
You must owe so much child support. D;
 
Arcanine said:
Paige: I owe nothing. All three of my kids walked out on me. Rachel walked out on me, and both Jorge and Ryan sued me and left me in the gutter. XD

Simon: You know I was thinking about starting a PC family tree. XD


Family tree, >.>

I quit after the first gen kids, it gets too strange passed that point o.o
 
OMFG, first the Matrix and now Paige's screwed-up family tree. Anyone mind drawing it out so I can get even the vaguest idea of what the hell is going on here?

Paige: You were voted in unanimously by the Supreme Council. XD
 
Arcanine said:
Paige: I owe nothing. All three of my kids walked out on me. Rachel walked out on me, and both Jorge and Ryan sued me and left me in the gutter. XD
You ever wonder why they all walked out on you?

Like I said: quite the interesting family tree.
 
Jack O'Neill said:
OMFG, first the Matrix and now Paige's screwed-up family tree. Anyone mind drawing it out so I can get even the vaguest idea of what the hell is going on here?

Paige: You were voted in unanimously by the Supreme Council. XD
The thread has to stop what it's doing and talk about me when ever I come here, you know this.
 
Nope, can't say that I do. XD Shiney'll want to though, knowing him. o.o
 
Jack O'Neill said:
OMFG, first the Matrix and now Paige's screwed-up family tree. Anyone mind drawing it out so I can get even the vaguest idea of what the hell is going on here?
Well...

Hotaru is the daughter of Kaga and Andrea as a result of some drinking. Shiney is the son/daughter (I have no idea who Shiney is...) of Andrea and Andy. Then I brought up a family tree. Hotaru brought up all the incest that would be in it. And...yeah.

Drawn out enough?
 
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