Offical Swablu and Altaria Fan Club

[Pokemaster10000]

...Mmm!
Essence of Jordan!
Hehe..
*licks his fingers*

Swablu, swablu, swoo...
Where are you?
We got some fan-clubbing to do now!
Hehe..

Wait...how can you lick your fingers when your tongue is cut up? :P
*puts his head bait for the Swablu's*
I'm sure they'll come any minute.
*Swablu's come and double kicks Jordan* XD
Now...that's something we don't see everyday. :P

 

[100marios]

*calls for Swablu*

Bringeth Thou One Toga for Fellow Jordan.

Oh! I'm sorry my good fellow...
Togas are not my type!
However....
*puts the little leaves behind his ears*
I will be Jordan Augustus Septembrus Octobrus!
Hehe...

My tongue?
*laughs with it like Spongebob*
Yeah, I suppose it is strange!

*sees a lot of Swablu's flying at him*
Aww, they love me!
*they run him over and knock him into a group of Machokes*
Oof!...whoops! Sorry there!
*the machokes crack their knuckles*
Oh boy hehe...

 

[Dizzy]

LOL Augustus Septembrus... that was the most classic thing I heard in the whole United States of America.

Fine! We'll Dress in Neo-Roman Clothing

*calls for Swablu*

Bringeth Jordan American Eagle Clothes *aka Green Toga lol j.k*

 

[100marios]

LOL Augustus Septembrus... that was the most classic thing I heard in the whole United States of America.

Fine! We'll Dress in Neo-Roman Clothing

*calls for Swablu*

Bringeth Jordan American Eagle Clothes *aka Green Toga lol j.k*

I heard it in an old Mario cartoon hehe...

Yes! Bring them forth! And mind you don't drop them!
*gets pecked*
All right! All right! I'll be nice hehe...
American Eagle! Alrighty!

 

[Pokemaster10000]

*sees a lot of Swablu's flying at him*
Aww, they love me!
*they run him over and knock him into a group of Machokes*
Oof!...whoops! Sorry there!
*the machokes crack their knuckles*
Oh boy hehe...

*group of Machamps come*
Lets see if 4 hands really is deadlier than 2 hands. XD

 

[Dizzy]

I heard it in an old Mario cartoon hehe...

Yes! Bring them forth! And mind you don't drop them!
*gets pecked*
All right! All right! I'll be nice hehe...
American Eagle! Alrighty!

*calls swablu*

Plane Tickets to Swablu-Land!!!

 

[100marios]

*group of Machamps come*
Lets see if 4 hands really is deadlier than 2 hands. XD

*they begin to crack their knuckles*
Uh oh....
*they begin to approach him*
Not good...
*they start dashing at him*
....there! I finished my will!
....oh yeah..
AHH!!!
*covers his eyes as they tag him*

....huh? Oh! I guess they wanted to play tag! That's all!
*uncovers his eyes.....*
*....but covers them again*
...I'm on the moon....hehe...
Awesome!

Uh...
*begins a letter to Jordan*
Dear Jordan,
I might be a little late on my way to Swablu-land hehe...

 

[Dizzy]

Hahaha!!!

*Evolves Swablu into an Altaria, teaches it new moves, and makes it into a sex slave* Take that!!!! Now breed babies into killing Machines

-Two Days Later-

Yey!!! I won the contest!!

 

[100marios]

Hahaha!!!

*Evolves Swablu into an Altaria, teaches it new moves, and makes it into a sex slave* Take that!!!! Now breed babies into killing Machines

-Two Days Later-

Yey!!! I won the contest!!

.........
*eye twitches*
Okay Jordan, calm down buddy, hehe...

 

[Dizzy]

LOL.. Pokemon World Drugs @[email protected] Chesto Berries.

JUST KIDDING

Anyways... Come to Swablu-land and ride the Aerial Ace Roller Coaster!

 

[100marios]

LOL.. Pokemon World Drugs @[email protected] Chesto Berries.

JUST KIDDING

Anyways... Come to Swablu-land and ride the Aerial Ace Roller Coaster!

Chesto berries! Yum!

Does it...go upside down?
*all the swablu's nod as they drag him in*
NOO!!! You can't make me!!
Oh well hehe...

 

[Dizzy]

Chesto berries! Yum!

Does it...go upside down?
*all the swablu's nod as they drag him in*
NOO!!! You can't make me!!
Oh well hehe...

Uhhhh *Looks at it 6 different ways*
I dunno! It seems pretty unstable to me *Wheels fall off Swablu's wings*

Yey! Sky Carraige... Capulet-Swablu!

 

[Jess]

I forgot about this club.lol I joined it like sometime in March.

*Cloud comes out of her Pokeball*

Cloud eat some yummie Watmel Berries.

*Cloud eats the berries but turns into a Watermelon* o_O

 

[Pokemaster10000]

I forgot about this club.lol I joined it like sometime in March.

*Cloud comes out of her Pokeball*

Cloud eat some yummie Watmel Berries.

*Cloud eats the berries but turns into a Watermelon* o_O

You forgot that this is a Swablu club...
There's an Altaria Club somewhere in here also.

*makes his Swablu eat Leichi Berries*
Haa, too bad none of you have the rarest berry. :P
*gets protective of the berries* XD

 

[Sakura and Espeon]

*takes all the berries and put all of them in a safe*

Noone can get them now. ^_^...

/me giggles.

 

[Duke R]

Swablu eats Watmel and evolves into Watermelon
Swablu eats Chesto and evolves into Cheerstoon
Swablu eats Leichi and evolves into Leierchion
...
...
odd...

 

[Sakura and Espeon]

That does not make any sense at all! ^_^

 

[Pokemaster10000]

*takes all the berries and put all of them in a safe*

Noone can get them now. ^_^...

* Sakura and Espeon giggles.

Ohh that's good.

Wait if they kept safe, how am I suppose to eat them? :P

*his stomach makes noise* XD

 

[Sakura and Espeon]

Eat? Here...

/me gives drew a whole pie of Pizza Hut.

^_^

 

[100marios]

So...what's going on here?

Oh! Pizza Hut? I had some last night!

I always think it tastes better the day after though hehe...