Official PC's Second Get-Together Food Fight!!!!!

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*sees the approaching peumpkin and puts on a baseball glove*
Okay.... bring 'er here.... right in the glove!
....wait a second.....
*looks at his glove, then at the giant pumpkin*
....aw man!
*gets run over*
Doof!!
....aw man, I should've brought my bigger glove hehe....

*puts on a chef hat and a fake moustache*
Wa-laa! It eez zee return of chez Jordan!
*grabs a ginat meatball*
I'm-a gonna put a little spice on this one!
*throws it at lil' Jose and ScArLetSkye*
Dinner eez served! Hoo-hoo!
Hehe...
 
*catches them, puts them on his head and pretends to eat grass*
I'm an elk! Shoot me!
Hehe...

*dress up in a Willy Wonka outfit*
So much time, so little to do!
.....scratch that, reverse it hehe.....
*spreads silly taffy across the ground so no one can dodge*
 
*eyes widen as he watches her gobble down the taffy like pacman*

.......
*snaps*
Oh darn hehe....

*talks like a cowboy and flicks his hat*
I'm uh..... licorice slim....
*takes a piece of licorice and makes it into a lasso*
This town ain't big enough for the two of us partner!
*lassos up ScArLetSkye and and puts a candied apple in her mouth*
Hehe....
 
*Spits out apple* Evil bunnies, attack 100marios with... carrots! *Bunnies do that*
Mwa hah! Now.... THE FRUIT SALAD PIT OF DOOOOOOM! *Throws 100marios into the HUGE salad* AND FOR THE RANCH DRESSING THINGIE! *Pours down on him*
^^ *Goes back to fort*
 
*swims around in the salad and surfs on a lettuce leaf*
Cowabunga dude!
Hehe....

*begins to wash self in the salad*
Ah.... now this is soothing hehe...
Where's the shampoo?
*gets covered by ranch dressing*
RANCH DRESSING!? GROSS!!

......I wanted Italian hehe......

*leaps out of the salad bowl and begins to pound on the fort drawbridge*
Hey! Let me in!
Let me in or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll....
*coughs and beats chest*
......so much for that hehe...
Let me in!
 
Not by the hair of my chinny chi-
Wait, I don't have a beard.oO;
Nope! Unless you pledge alliance to me, Marquess of the Pink Bunnies!
Minions! Gaurd the door! *Bunnies hop out to guard* :D
 
What is this?
*bunnies nibble on his pants leg*
No!! They're vicious!
*runs away*
Hmm.... I must think of a way to defaet those killer bunnies...
Bazooka? No.....
I got it!
*sets up a box trap and captures all the bunnies*
Thank you, country folk! Hehe...
*runs back up to the drawbridge*
Haha! I beat your puny bunny boys! So... what 'cha gonna do now?
Open this up!

*realizes it's not smart to stand under a drawbridge*
Nahh, it's okay....
She's too scared to open it up anyway!
*begins to laugh*
 
Oh, call some Pegasi friends later, who like cupcakes.XD
Down we go! *Cranks lever, and drawbridge goes down*
Oops! *Goes to top of the fortress* Ah... Now for my *secret* weapon!
 
*continues to laugh*
Whoo! She'll never do it! She....
*sees the drawbridge coming down on him*
.......Say hello to pancake Jordan!
*gets squashed*
DAAAAOOOOOFF!!!
.....hey, I had no idea my leg could bend that way hehe...
*twitches, and crawls out from under the bridge and into the fortress*
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
*inhales deeply*
--hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha!
I have a good plan!
 
*talks like a G.I. Joe man*
Alert! The enemy has spotted our position! Seek shelter!
*runs behind a security camera*
Oh yeah hehe....

Well....ummm...you know...
*whistles innocently*
Now that you are completely aware that I'm inside and can see my every move, I think I want to just...you know...go away hehe....
*sweatdrops and starts to walk back outside the fort*
 
*Goes to Scarlet's side*
-I'll help
*Chucks eggs everywhere*
 
Nooooo!!!!
*falls over in slow motion like Frodo does when Sauron spots him in the Return of the King.*
I said Italian!!
That's the last carrot stick hehe...
*begins to climb up the steps to the top of the fort like Frodo does when he's trying to reach Mt. Doom*
 
Thanks! *Hugs*
Oi! There be a intruder climbing the stairs! Get him! *Flings spaggetti and meatballs onto 100marios, and milk*
 
*Chucks rotten eggs*
-Thanks! *Hugs back!*
 
I'm glad I'm paired up with you! (Because then, I can throw twice as many eggs and cupcakes!XD)
Back to business: Avast! Arr! There be a scallywag on the stairs! Drown 'im in milk, lads!
 
*twitches*
Whoo, hoo! 2 against one, eh?
No matter! I will defeat you all none the less!
*gets pulverized by incoming food*
.....right after I get this meatball off of my eye hehe....
 
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