Official PC's Second Get-Together Food Fight!!!!!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Ha! Little did you know...
*slices the incoming potatoes with his carrot sword, and everything falls into a pot*
*He then dresses like a waiter, and puts the soup in a bowl*
Be..... our.... guest!
Be our guest! Put our service to the test!
*pours the soup onto her*
Hehe...
 
*Licks soup* Yummy, again! ^^ You're da best, Jordy. *Glomps* ^-^
And little did you know, that I was planning somethin'... *Wraps huge pizza around Jordan's head* Hee hee!
 
Thanks! It's actually a really easy recipe! First I--
.....wait a second....
*jaw drops down to the ground*
Whaaa??? But I... I...
Dohh! That's it!
*grabs a giant hammer and talk in a menacing voice while his left eye twitches*
I gonnna show you a thing or tw--
*gets slapped in the face with a giant pizza*
Gahh!! What gives? What is this?
Whatever it is...
I'll smash it!!
*grabs the hammer and whacks his head, causing the pizza to explode everywhere, and him to fall over*
YEOWCH!!
....whoops hehe.....
*collapses and faints*
 
Awwww! Jordy, you really must give me the recip- Oh, how sweet. The pizza filled him up and he's sleepy..
PERFECT TIME FOR MY MISTY MALLET!WHA HAH!
Good thing I borrowed it from her.^-^
 
ScArLetSkye said:
Awwww! Jordy, you really must give me the recip- Oh, how sweet. The pizza filled him up and he's sleepy..
PERFECT TIME FOR MY MISTY MALLET!WHA HAH!
Good thing I borrowed it from her.^-^
Click to expand...
No! What to do...*thinks* Isn't this a food fight? *throws baby food* Hey, my sister won't want it anymore. XD
 
*wakes back up from the talking of mallets*
Oh! that won't be necessary!
*sweatdrops*
Hehe...

But, that sleep has put me in the best of shape!
*does jumping jacks*
I'm in my prime now! Bothing can sto--
*slips on a plie of baby food*
Mee!!
*lands on his head*
Oof!!
..well, so much for prime!
*faints and sticks his tongue out*
 
Kewl! Now I can bang on Jordan's head as much as I WANT! >=3
But first.. *Wraps Jordan in a... Jelly thing, like a mummy. o_O*
 
*snorts and wakes up*
Huh?
...HUH?
What in blazes....
*tries to get out of the jelly.....uh....thing hehe*
Hey! What in the world is--
*sees ScArLetSkye readying Misty's hammer*
GAHH!! It's time for me to es-cape!
*digs underground and pokes his head out*
Haha....ah!!!
*ducks underground before a hammer swipe hits him*
Now I know how those moles in the whack-a-mole games feel hehe...
 
*gets whacked alongside the head, and sees a bar next to him go up a few points*
Okay, how do I get myself into these situations hehe....
...oh! I have an idea!
*whistles, and a group of kirbys come and suck him up*
Yay! I'm free!
*gets grabbed by another kirby, and licked*
Hey! That tickles! What are you doing!?
*realizes they're all fighting over him because of the jelly....thing, (fruit roll-up hehe) around him*
....this is gonna get ugly hehe....
*gets pulled on all sides by the kirbys*
 
KIRBIES! *Glomps, then throws jelly at Jordan*
Okay, Kirby one, Kirby two, thr- Oh foget it. Kirbies, I'll getcha more jelly.... If you attack him. *Points to Jordan*
Kirbies:*Blink* RAWR! *Attack*
 
Oh.... so that's the way ya wanna play, eh?
*breaks free from the jelly roll hehe*
Well, I'm ready for ya!
*one kirby sucks his head up*
Wahh!!
this is awkward hehe...
*head bashes into it's tongue*
Hah! Take tha--oof!
*gets macked around by it's tongue*
Gahh!!--dooo!!
*gets run over by a stampede of Kirbies*
...this isn't working hehe....
*gets slapped again*
 
Aww! my cute little friends! Come on over here, and make me.... Super Andra! *Laughs like Wallace from Fire Emblem*
XD
*Kirbies swarm over me, getting all over me, and making meh... Into a Kirby covered monster! *Laughs like Wallace again*
Whah hah!
 
*tosses the kirby on his head off with a great struggle*
Haha.....aahh!!
*realizes his hair is sticking up*
Now I look like Lance hehe...

....ScArLetSkye! Where are......you....
*looks up at the giant kirby monster thing*
Bah, that's not so bad....
*hears her cackle like Wallace*
Okay, now that's bad hehe...
 
I know! Okay, I have a idea... Tee hee....
COME FORTH, KAREL! AND.... Um..... Merlinus! *They appear, confused*
Karel: ........?
Merlinus: Oh my! *Screams and faints*
Okay, Karel, come over here! Yep.....
Karel......?! *Goes over* Okay, Karel: I have a job for you. Use a pumpkin sword, and eliminate HIM!*Points to Jordan*
Karel: Er.... I hear and obey mistress! *Goes over to Jordan*
Merlinus: *Wakes up, squeaks, and runs over to Jordan*
Merlinus: Help me kind sir!
 
*the Fire Emblem song, "Together, We Ride!" comes on, as Jordan, Merlinus and Karel go into one of the cutscenes from the game*
Jordan: Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep (hehe)
Translation: Huh? What's going on here? Why am I 2D?
Merlinus: *sneaks behind Jordan* Oh, save me young sir! That lady over there is out to get me!
Karel: I'm not here for you. I'm here to assasinate your protector.
Jordan:.....can't I get a hello first?
Karel:.......no.
Jordan: Fine then! That leaves me no choice...
*runs away screaming*
Merlinus: Oh! Good sir! Wait for Merlinus!
*runs away screaming too*
Karel: Well, that was easy....

Hehe...
 
Thank you Karel! Okay, can you call your sister now?
Karel: Fine... KARLA!
*Karla appears*
Karel: Here, a carrot sword.*Tosses it to her*
Karla: Thank you, brother. Okay, so, now what?
Karel: *Points to me* We are to obey her... orders.
Me: Okay guys! First off, I want to say: YOU'RE SO COOL!
K and K: o_O;
Me: Okay, and, erm... GET HIM! *Points to Jordan*
Hmm, maybe I should ask Ephidel to come here....
 
*pops right out of no where with an jelly*
H Jordan! Say hello to my little fwend smushie. :P
*slaps jelly in Jordan's face*
Whhooohhhoooo! I actally hit someone! I actually hit...*get pea shotted* XD
 
*hears the mentioning of Ephidel, and cowers with Merlinus*
Don't even mention his name hehe....

Jordan: *stamps foot* That's it! I've had it!
Merlinus: My good sir! Whatever are you going to do?
Jordan: You'll see! *grabs a mushroom from his pocket, and transforms in Super100marios again*
Jordan: I... have.... the power!!!!
Hehe...
Merlinus: *squeals, and sits on his shoulder*
Jordan: *points at the giant kirby monster* I shall best you!
*A "FIGHT!" sign appears between them like in a fighting game*

Oh goody hehe...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top