Official PC's Second Get-Together Food Fight!!!!!

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Hey look!
*blows up a giant bubble and walks inside*
I'm bubble boy! Hehe..
And I'm impevious to all your useless food slinging!
Mwahahaha!
*bounces around*
 
BUBBLES! BUBBLE GUM! *Drools* (Moans like a zombie thingie) Bubble... Gum... Bubble... Gum.... *Walks toward bubble with arms outstreached like Frankenstein*
 
Mwahahahaha--
*sees a zombied ScArLetSkye approach him in the bubble*
AHH!!!
*Squeaks*
Noo!!!
*bounces himself into the air so she misses*
Bwahahahha! I'm so good!
*thunder claps and lightning shocks him again, bursting the bubble and making him land on his head*
Dooooff!!!
.....Ah, I'm not doing that again hehe....
 
Hah!
*swiftly stand up like Johnny Bravo, and talks ina Spanish accent*
Que? What is this? You actually dare to defy me?

Jordan, the Knower of Nothing?

*cricket chirps*

....bah! Draw your edible weapon!
*pulls out a banana*
....uh...bang!
*squirts it in ScArLetSkye's face and runs away*
Hehe...
 
Stick? What's the stick for?
*gets tied up and is dangling from a tree, with ScArLetSkye and several little kids surrounding him*
Oh.....
Look! A diversion! Behind you!
*tries to chew his way out as everyone looks the other way*
 
Now kiddies! HUG HIM! KILLER HUGS! (Then cupcakes after!)
Little kids:^_^ *Squee- I mean, hug Jordan*
MUHAHHAHAHA! *Throws carrots at Jordan*
 
*kids shower him with hug*
Aww! They love me!
...*sniff*...
You guys are my best friends!
*gets whacked by a carrot*
Wha!? Hey! You! ScArLetSkye! You better be careful! These kids are on my side now! Right?
*looks down at the little kids, and watches them pull out cupcakes*
........
*eyes widen*
Random kid: 50 points for his eyes!
*the kids cheer and begin tossing them*
Hehe--SPLAT!!
 
Ha ha ha! XD
Okay Kids, sing the 'I love You' song to Jordan now!'
Kids: *Start singing*
Mwahahhahahhah! Evil, isn't it?
*Throws pie at J*
 
*eyes shine as the cupcakes slide off his face*
Aww, how precious! Little angels again!
..huh? At J?
*sees a letter J that was hanging right next to him get hit*
Me: Woah! Are you okay?
J: Yeah, but now I hate S's!
*both struggle*

(J? Chalk up another nickname hehe...)
 
Jordy! Aww, you look so cute with cupcakes all over your face! Oo;
XD
Kiddies! Now.... Is the time!
Kids: YAY! *Bite Jordan, and J*
 
Yes! And while your there do this! *Kicks Jordan in a *ahem* private spot*
 
Jordy?! Not another one hehe...
*puts cupcakes on his eyes*
Why, thank you! Hehe...
*hears ScArLetSkye's biting command*
J and Me: Huh?!
*kids approach and bite..... the ropes, breaking them:
J and Me: Freedom! Hooray!
Me: Now, *points at ScArLetSkye* Let's get her J!
....J?
*J runs away*
Oh, very nice hehe....
*grabs a carrot sword and runs right at ScArLetSkye, Aragorn style*
Haha! Nothing can stop me now! No--
*kids run over him and glomp him*
.....oh well hehe......

?!?!?
Oh, come now Batesy!
Be a little more humane hehe...
 
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