open rp [super serious]

[Her]

now i'm asking to help me help you... who is the dang father

 

[Cay]

And why the fuck is that your business, hun? You think a real queen can't handle shit on her own? You think Nelson fucking Mandela sat in that damn jail cell to be bossed around by a bald old albino elephant lookin' ass man?

 

[Her]

Now I may be bald but uh, I once met Nelson Mandela and he was a very nice man but you still need to talk to me about the baby

 

[Cay]

The point isn't Nelson Mandela. The point isn't the baby. I'm sick and fucking tired of this bullshit show. It's all clown shit. Making your stacks by telling the world about something that is MY BUSINESS is clown shit. The moment I walked on this bullshit raggity-ass set I knew you and your crew would come up and make Onika the bad guy. I'd never come for someone's parenting like that. You know when this airs you are about to look dumb, right? If I told this audience with their little Michael Kors bags and Kate Spade phone cases what shit goes down behind the scenes here, you would be out of fucking business. And THAT's queen shit.

 

[Her]

Now uh, lady, I'm not trying to bring you down, no no, that's not what we do on this show. It's just about you and me having a conversation about what's best for the buhby, and you don't seem like you want to connect in that front. Now, I've been thinkun' and wonderun' and I think I know why you don't wanna talk about the buhby. Onika, for so long you've talked about beiun' the only girl in the game. You've been on top and it's been so guhd for you. But you don't like other girls beiun' in the game. I know this because when you last came on our show, we had that breakthrough. You don't like havun' competition because you don't know if you can stand it. You cahn't grow if you're not beiun' challenged. But... now luhk at me, Onika. That's right. Could it be that you're reacting this way because you now have a daughtah and you're not the only girl in the game? You can feud with Cardio and whoever else, but you cannot feud with yuh daugtah like this. She needs a mother that wants more than just beiun' Onika. Can you do that?

 

[Cay]

Look..... Look. Look in my fuckin' eyes, Phil. Never in myfuckin' life have I wished ill on another woman in the game. Look at my coat. Look at the fuckin' coat thats on my motherfuckin' shoulders right now. You think a bitch with THIS COAT doesn't have her shit on LOCK? Cleopatra is none of your fuckin' business. You think these 185,000 sales on Queen alone can't support two people? Do the math. I want you to do the math right now. You need to go right the fuck back to elementary school with your bum ass. 185,000 in sales is enough to send Cleopatra to Harvard fucking University. Cleopatra is covered. Look into my eyes right now. Cleopatra is set for life. Cleopatras kids and their goddamn grandkids are set for life. I built a whole platform on women supporting women. Did you see my 2015 VMAs acceptance speech? Did they educate you about who I is before I stepped into this building today? Interview Kylie Jenner if you want to see a bitch really fall apart. Focus on her life. I don't pimp my daughter out for sales. I'm in Cleopatra's life as a real mother. You can't even say the fuckin' same. Where's your daughter, Phil? Where is she at? I wanna know what you are doing before you come up to me with your bullshit. You invited me on your show. I am sitting in this chair right now to help you. On some Mother Theresa shit. This shit's all out of good will. I'm unbothered.

 

[Her]

Onika, Cleopatra is eatin' the edibles in yuh purse.

 

[Cay]

*Nicki laughs* Those are the vitamin C gummies I got from Whole Foods on the way to this fuckin' studio. *Nicki looks to the audience* It's hilarious how a real queen can drop 30 dollars on some fuckin' gummies to make sure their child is HEALTHY and some bum will STILL try to bring her ass down. Real fuckin' funny. *Nicki cackles and points at audience* I'm doin' this for yall! All y'all who need to know what a mother looks like, this is for you. You think a queen goes to Carl's Jr. to provide for her daughter? I walk right the fuck into Whole Foods and grab the fruit on my way out.

 

[Her]

It's clear to me that you aren't gonna listen to a licensed doct- *Phil checks his airpiece* a man who studied psychology. It's just like last time, Onika. You reached out to us, again, and we listened. You asked to help you out - you said Cleopatra was 'driving me crazy, this little bitch, this hoe I put out on my turf'. But now the cameruhs are on and you can't face thuh facts. So thank yuh, but after Bhad Barbie, I've learned a few things. We're gonna roll to commercial, folks. Cleopatra can't hold her head up now. We'll be back in a few minutes.

 

[Cay]

*Drake walks in and starts singing* Oh, I heard........... A woman is in need........ Oh, I heard........... She might be the one for me.................

*Drake stops singing* Phil, I know we got some bad blood from the last time I stopped by the show... But that was a long time ago...... And I'm really tryna figure it out. I wanna talk, man to man........ I wanna talk to be the best that I can.... to make tings right.

 

[Her]

Now Drake, you have to make a booking wi-

That's enough, fat man. Aubrey's mine.
Hah! You really thought you could get away with it, couldn't you? Hiding out on this backwater planet with these 'Earthlings', believing you could escape from VEGETA! What do you have to say for yourself, traitor?

 

[Cay]

Look, breathe easy, mon...... I appreciate you comin' all the way out here, Vegeta. Its been some big tings goin' on since I last seen you. I did some things I ain't proud of......... But watch how you speak on my name, y'know? I ain't like no other bloodclaat you may have seen somewhere else in the galaxy...... Memba mi tell you....... over here, I'm about big tunes, big vibes and more blessings, naah mean? Knock mi 'fore ya come through Big Phil talkin' mad. I was born n' raised in the big 6, ya done know. What business you haffi take up with me?

 

[Her]

Ooh, Big Phil, I'm so scared. Hah. You don't know who you're talking to. You know why?

Because after you stole my wish for immortality, I searched the entire Degrassi system for you. And I ran into many 'bloodclaats'. They said they didn't know what wish you made, they said they didn't know where you went. They said they didn't even know you 'like that, Aubrey's just a sucker'.

So I killed those bloodclaats. Not a single one left in the 'Big 6'. I dropped big beats they don't be handling. Hah. And now?

I'm gonna kill you too.