I can think of three painful, yet odd injuries I've gotten... I'm such a klutz. XD
1. I was three-ish and for Christmas I had gotten a clay set thing. The box was a tall as I was, so being a little kid I climbed in. I started jumping around, or something like that, and being the klutz I am I tipped over... right into the coffee table. I needed to get a few stitches over my right eye... I'm lucky my eye didn't hit the corner of the coffee table. x_o;
2. I know I've told this story at least ten times but I will again. When I was eight I was jumping from one couch to the other down in my basement. My parents told me I shouldn't... but I replied with the famous last words, "I've done this a million times before." <<; Well the next thing I know I slip and my face hits the coffee table. I swear, coffee tables have some sort of grudge against me or something. O_o; Anyways, I shattered my two front teeth. It was so bloody and painful. ;_; Now my two front teeth are capped, but every-so-often they do fall off...
3. Okay, this one wasn't quite as painful as the other two... but it still counts. I was in 6th grade and I went with my dad to get a pizza. I was holding it while we were in the car. When we got home I opened the car door while still holding the pizza. I'm not sure how I managed to do this because it just doesn't make sense to me, but when I went to shut the door on the passenger side, I slammed my left thumb in the door. Then I screamed really loud and my dad went to unlock the door... so he pushed the lock button on his key... but it turned out that the door hadn't been locked to begin with and he had locked my thumb in the car door. o_o;; Well, we finally got my thumb out of the door and my nail was completely black. >< Luckily it never actually fell off...
The surprising thing is, even though I'm such a klutz and I've broken my teeth and gotten stitches... I've never broken a bone. O_o;
Yay for essay-ish posts~