Ouch my face

When I was about 5, I fell backwards down a flight of stairs. I didn't end up hurting anything, just a few scrapes and bruises.
 
About a year ago, I was late to go somewhere in the morning. I looked at my phone and freaked at the time, hopped out of bed to run to the bathroom and smacked into my half open door.
 
I sliced the top of my hand open playing with one of my friends. Dont ask how, just know it was painful.
 
I went to a Halloween school disco in 3rd grade and dressed as a vampire. One of my friends dressed up as a wizard, and I was trying to suck his blood. Then a retard from my class ran straight into my HEAD. I got a huge bruise, a black eye, and I had to go home!
 
When I was 1, when I was walking on the staircases of my dad's Hospital, and tripped the stairs and face went like, flat and my head hurts. I remember I cried very hard.
 
My nose got brokeneded in a fight, guys. D: I want your pity! ;_;
 
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My nose got brokeneded in a fight, guys. D: I want your pity! ;_;
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You have to pay for my pity. :D

I had my ribs bruised pretty bad playing football. Took a helmet right into my side when I was in the air catching the ball.

I also have scars on my head from when I was a baby, my parents dog was a little jealous and they found her with my head in her mouth. She wasn't bite terribly hard, but enough to scar my little baby head. I was entirely calm though, my parents said, not crying at all.
 
I bust my bfs lip before, twice.... by mistake though lol.
When I was younger I got whacked with a metal leg of a chair gave me my first black eye, at girl scouts lol.
I got elbowed in the head at Nickelback.
I fall up the stairs alot in college..
Split my chin open in this limestone covered place when i was a kid

There's many more, but my most recent one was I went to lie down flat on my back while I was texting and somehow managed to miss the bed and went flying off lol
 
JESUS CHRIST I HATE IT WHEN I BASH INTO IRON PIPES. AND IT HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, UNFORTUNATELY.

I'M SUCH A KLUTZ. I HAVE SCARS AND BRUISES ALL OVER MY BODY. WEIGHING 100 LBS AND HAVING A HORRENDOUS DIET DOESN'T HELP MUCH EITHER.
 
I was about seven when I...

pulled my christmas tree down on top of me.
Yeah, I suck.

And when I was about ten, I tripped over my shoelace, and I hit my head off the kerb, hit my hands off the road after they scraped down the kerb, and my elbow was probably the worst; it was cut very deeply. The scab was disgusting. I hit my head so hard I couldn't see after. <_<
 
I have one (shrinking) scar on my chest from climbing a tree when I was about five. Either I angered one of the denizens, or I sliced myself open on a branch, I really don't remember.

Two small scars on my upper and lower lip from when I got into a fight at the town festival.

A scar on the side of my face from when I got hit in the face with a bat whilst tossing it to myself.

Two scars on my left hand from when I got slide tackled, didn't roll, and had two teeth go 8/10 of the way through my hand.
 
Well I was something like 3 and as I was walking down the stairs and fell........I never hurt myself much,just a bump on my head and a little dizzy......Only god know's how many times I've done that!
 
Once my foot got stuck in the bars(the side of the stair ways) and i fell down 1 whole floor... My foot fell off(not literally the skin was still atached together) and i went to a trip to the emergency room.

Oh and once in a fight i cracked my skull cuz i got hit in the head with a bat.............. I was raised through a gangster's town
 
Well, stuff like this happens to me alot, but there are a couple times were it was pretty bad....
back in November 2008 I tried to do a tre flip on my skateboard off an 11-stair....I fell on my face and broke my nose and chipped my front teeth.
The other time I was in a fight and I fractured my arm; when I punched a guy, I tried to punch him again with the other arm but he dodged and I hit into a brick wall ( he was standing right in front of it before )...
Yea, painful stuff. I also have a burn scar on my back from the 8th grade when we were making a bonfire xD And I have a snake bite on my left arm, which I like to tell people I barely survived from....yea, no. It was just my cousin's pet gopher snake, which is completely nonvenomous and hardly a foot long. =/ It's fangs hurt alot, though.
 
I was walking backwards talking to a friend and when I turned around I walked into a pole. XP
 
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