Pain Meter

[TheMysteryEgg]

Here's how to play, someone says a situation of pain and the next person rates how painful that is from a scale of 1 to 10 and then makes another situation. Okay, I'll start.

Being crushed by Snorlax.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

9/10. It's like being buried alive!

Being burned to death.

 

[r0bert]

4/10
more than ¾ of the human body is liquid,so yeah.
being clubbed to death by a Giant with a spoon.

 

[The Last One]

4/10 You would probaly die of a blow to the head before any major pain

Being cut by a razor blade all over your body and then thrown in a pool of lemon juice

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

10/10. If that were to happen to me, I would wish for death to come much faster.

Snorting a line of live fire ants.

 

[TJgamer]

7/10
Like hot, disgusting, painful sneezing!

Being stung by a Beedrill.

 

[Purple Materia]

7/10

That sounds quite painful, actually. The poison would probably be really painful.

Being whipped to death with a spiked whip.

 

[TJgamer]

8/10
Eeesh! Imagine all the terrible, terrible things martyrs have gone through!


A ghost Pokémon using Curse on you.

 

[FlamingThunder]

5/10

Losing your HP hurts, really.

Falling down in the stairs.

 

[mew_nani]

1/10. The worst injury possible is simply hitting your head on the floor. :\

Falling to earth from space?

 

[Gabri]

2/10
You'd be dead before you hit the ground. And even if you weren't, you'd die as soon as you hit the ground, so you wouldn't feel much pain.
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Having all your nails clipped off with a needle-nose plier.

 

[TheMysteryEgg]

3/10 happened to me once with a similar tool.

Inviting Justin Beiber to your house.

 

[mew_nani]

11/10

That would be one of my worst nightmares... :paranoid:

Battling the entire cast of Super Smash Bros. Melee.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

2/10

Simply because I've got spellcards loaded to the gills. :D

Angering Yukari and Yuuka. At the same time.

Just in case you don't know, Yukari's the almight quasi-God (Note the capital G there, because she far outstrips the various normal lowercase-g gods) of Gensokyo, and its creator. Yuuka is the only being that Yukari wants to destroy, but can't.

So, yes, Wildcard Yuuka is insanely powerful, as is Yakumo Yukari.

:D

 

[Massacre.]

7/10 That would be insanely difficult, and their attacks are powerful as hell.

Getting 1000 needles in your skin, being soaked with a bucket of lemon juice, and be eaten by over sized fire ants.

 

[Ethan Gold]

10/10 Just overkill.

Being turned into an orange liquid (cookies for anyone who can get the reference).

 

[TheMysteryEgg]

1/10 - 10/10 depends on how you become the liquid.

Being skinned alive, brought back to life again, skinned again, brought back to life again, etc.

 

[Massacre.]

7/10-10/10

Depends on how many times it happens, and if you recover each time you're revived...



We'll douse ourselves in gasoline and hang our bodies from the lampposts
So that our shadows turn into bright lights
'White lights, white heat'
We'll make as we're blacking out in the center lane

 

[Weeaboo Name]

Well that's a creative one.... Errrrm 8?

Taking one of these to the face at close range.

Spoiler:

 

[mew_nani]

5/10.
The power of love can most certainly blow you away. :D

Having to fight Cloud AND Sephiroth with nothing but a rusty blade for an hour.