Pass the murderous monkey!

[Cobalt36]

Basically, what the name says. You pass a very demented murderous monkey onto the next poster. But there are some features:

1. You must give the monkey, well, anything. A Bazooka, a bananna, a hooker...this is what he kills you with.
2. The next poster must comment on how the monkey killed them, or whatever else happened. Let's keep them funny and PG to 17, people.
3. Then the next poster posts a murderous monkey situation, DUH!
4. Keep a space between the comment and the post, as in at least one ENTER space.

Start:

Released the murderous monkey from its cage.

I give the murderous monkey a box of matches, opened.

Have fun!

 

[Mitchman]

I blow out the atches and live.

I sent out the murderous monkey onto poster number 2 wth a present box.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

It heals my HP like the move Present.

I give the murderous monkey a double ended knife.
Good luck NP!

 

[Mitchman]

Well i wield the double bladed lightsaber and almost kill the little bugger. I send it out with unbeatable powers.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

The unbeatable powers are beaten by my USELESS POWURZ!!!!!

I send it out holding Maxwell Smart's Sqiss Army Knife (it has a flamethrower and crossbow>=)

 

[Ivysaur]

Sorry, but this thread is getting horribly similar to the Throw random things at random people one.

So use that one, ok?

~Closed