Pause and Effect

Spinor

<i><font color="b1373f">The Lonely Physicist</font
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    Welcome the the "awesomest" game yet:

    Pause and Effect

    How it's played

    • Person A posts something happy they are doing.
    • Person 1 (because nobody like B) posts what they do to ruin the event by pausing time and altering the surrounding.
    • Person 1 posts something happy they are doing.

    Example:

    I am drinking my coke
    ___
    I pause time and put poison in that coke. You die of appendicitis.

    I am petting my dog
    ___
    I pause time and infect the dog with rabies. You die miserably and lonely

    I am hugging my girlfriend
    ___

    And so on and so forth. If you don't like it, go listen to The Beatles.


    I am playing my guitar during sunshine.
     
    When the suns heat melts the guitar.

    I am cuddling a cute fluffy bunny.
     
    I pause time and hide a midget in the bunny. Your head is bitten off.

    I am taking a walk in the park.
     
    I pause time and replace the path with a bottomless pit.

    I am listening to my iPod.
     
    I pause time and replace the ear pieces with leeches. You get your brain sucked out through your ears.

    I am reading a book.
     
    I pause time and turn the pie into a pie which tastes horrible. :P

    I am jumping on my bed.
     
    I stop time, go back and alter the acronyms PB&J into Pickle Battle and Jacket sandwich. You die of food poisoning.

    I am listening to DragonForce.
     
    I pause time and brick your Wii >D

    I'm breeding some pokemon

    Oh god, I could do SO much here. :P

    I pause time and take the pokemon out, release them, and put random stuff in the daycare.

    I'M in the daycare. Not breeding, though. >_>
     
    I pause time... and... let's just say you found yourself "excited"

    I am about to loose virginity. :O.
     
    I pause time and replace the keyboard, pressing any key will blow you up. You die.

    I am gazing at my necklace.
     
    I pause time and gaze at you gazing at your necklace and then steal it.
    I am running in a paused world.
     
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