PC Treehouse rap battle™

[Controversial?]

Yo, this is the Treehouse rap battle thread
Prove to everyone that your rhymes aren't dead
Do a verse or 4 lines or post anything you want
Cause the next poster will roast you when the game is on

Yeah, so make sure that your game's on point
Cause when your verse hits it might blow this joint
Anyways, that's enough of me here rambling
So all of you get on this thread and start rapping

 

[Logan]

Spoiler: explicit yo

yo i know a man called maccrash
he really wishes he was called hashcrash
mother fucker has curly hair
loves sucking dicks and just wont share

 

[moon]

okay so I don't know how to do this
just got a feeling this thread ain't for cuties
unlike others I know where to draw the line
no ******* ***** in my rhyme

 

[Lucario]

I know I'm bad, I got no rhyme,
But this rap battle is getting nowhere anytime
You swear and curse, and now just look
I don't swear and my rhyme don't suck

 

[Controversial?]

I know I'm bad, I got no rhyme,
But this rap battle is getting nowhere anytime
You swear and curse, and now just look
I don't swear and my rhyme don't suck

You think you're better cause there's no swears in your lines
But you can't even use those fucking plurals right
Your grammatical errors just seem so forlorn
Man, where the fuck were you born?

 

[Lucario]

You think you're better cause there's no swears in your lines
But you can't even use those ****ing plurals right
Your grammatical errors just seem so forlorn
Man, where the **** were you born?

who cares about grammar, it's rap

 

[moon]

who cares about grammar, it's rap

you forgot to stick to the trick
don't type a snip, let it rip
you might have Aura Sphere but it won't help you here
this is Off-Topic, every pokémon's fear










this is so lame aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
^ my rap ofc smh, not this thread lmfao

 

[User19sq]

Yo, I see dis guy who looks like Steven's Lion
But the words they use don't sound like they tryin'
To rhyme that well and make something great happen-
Wait, what the fu- why am I rappin'?!?!?!

 

[EC]

Let's see what ya got
let's see what ya not
I'll throw ya in the pot
it's really really hot!!

 

[dad]

Let's see what ya got
let's see what ya not
I'll throw ya in the pot
it's really really hot!!

if you can't take the heat, then get out the kitchen
pull up a chair boy, sit and listen
honey's in the house, no more sneak dissin'
if y'all really wanna rap then cut ya bitch'
come inside the crib, i'm posted and listenin'

 

[Overlord Drakow]

Alright listen up honey bunny,
Let me tell you somethin real funny,
You were right to tell him to get packin'
Cause girl you be the one preppin' the snackin'

 

[Controversial?]

this is so lame aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

Bitch, what you dissing my thread for?
If you don't like it I'll show you the damn door
Just because you're not good at rapping
Just go lock yourself in your room and start fapping

 

[Bobbylicious]

*****, what you dissing my thread for?
If you don't like it I'll show you the damn door
Just because you're not good at rapping
Just go lock yourself in your room and start fapping

I'll have I know I already fapped
Thank u, and for ur information it got on my cat
If u cared about my feelings at all u wud already know dat
Yeah I by u think ur smart
But u got being right down to an art
You think ur a genius u drive me up da wall
Ur a regular original, a know it all


THIS ACCIDENTSLLY TURNED INTO SHANIA TWAIN LYRICS SRY

 

[Christos]

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

 

[Bobbylicious]

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

That's copyrighted I'm gonna sue ur ass u lil punk
Like I might have copied shania but at least I added my own funk

 

[Esper]

That's copyrighted I'm gonna sue ur ass u lil punk
Like I might have copied shania but at least I added my own funk

what's with the animosity
your rhyme's an atrocity
that ain't your intellectual property
you ain't got no holy monopoly
on parody and mockery

 

[Gabri]

Gabri's now in the house,
When he reaches the mouse
And starts clickin'
PCers start flippin'
For how much he's trippin'
On the posts he's whippin'

I've been 'round for 10 years
Here I know no fears
Have enough grinding on my gears
Now I'mma leave you in tears

You see y'all just foals
And I just scored 1000 goals
Got the best rhymes in the place
And I'm way ahead in the race

I spend nights with ya mother
And I treat her like no other
I'm not just cannon fodder
I'm known as the marauder

I don't need no profanity
My brain speaks with clarity
Blast yours with complexity
Then leave you needing charity

Your rapping sounds like a duck
And I hit your rhymes like a truck
Now y'all stand there dumbstruck
As I retire saying YOU ALL SUCK!

/drops mic

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