PC's Funnyness Contest

it is imakuni mm2 you may call me ngpoke if it helps. i wasnt attacking a website... ]
i was trying to attack with it. read my old post i edited it to make more sense
 
hehe...That one big smiley that he had in the center was funny...yeah it was

(smiles)

I'm gonna say BOO ya!
 
Could I be a judge? *Thinks that Sapphire Latios might do well also* I know some jokes but they are all bad like this: A man tried to bite a computer but broke his two front teeth. Another one: A man slipped and fell in a pile of leaves. Lol, corny jokes=Bad score for me!
 
People have to be funny naturally, like in a book I read... there was this guy who was trying to be weird like his sister, who failed. Some people are born with funniness, some aren't. =D (But that's my opinion. =P)
 
I think I can be funny! No I'm serious! C'mon now..:)

How bout some Yo Mamma jokes!

"Yo mamma is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the DRIVE WAY!"

"Yo mamma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she DIED!"

"Yo mamma is so ugly, when she went to a beauty parlor, it took 3 hours for an ESTIMATE!"

My work is done here

*runs off into the mist*
 
how about this...I spend all my time drawing I have little to no friends and i have no life!!
 
Oh my, Miyu-chan, I didn't know that you could be so funny. o.o;
 
I only WISH that I, Miyu-Chan, were as hilariously funny as you, Dakota...

OH you CRACK me UP!! Just the mere SIGHT of your posts makes my liver BURST with painful laughter..

(ok I think that was a bit too much) :P:)
 
Then aren't you like that Greek dude of fire in the Greek myths? That Vulture eating liver dude, cept that your liver isn't eaten by a vulture. :P
 
How can you kill me if this is cyberspace, the internet? :P You can do anything here, kinda like in the Matrix. Mwahaha!
 
Hmm, your right!

*hacks PC*
*delete's Dakota's account*
*see's Dakota crying*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*cough*

I wouldn't do that, not to yoooouuu

hey, is someone gonna post a funny or WHAT! C'mon Dakota! Do something funny!
 
you want funny... poop...
wait that wasnt funny...?
fine... **pretends to drive car**
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu m bum bum brum brum bum suuuuuuiiieiiiieeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! (race car noises)
 
i have this old school joke...its the duck joke...problem is...needs 3 people to make fun of...
 
aye aye! Oro? :laugh: i'm not funny, i'm weird. anyways, we're sapposed to make MM2 laugh? okay....*starts rubbing hands together* i got this in the bag! *runs at Scott and breaks a leg by tripping over a grain of sand* :laugh:
 
HERE I COME TO MAKE PEOPLE LAFFF.
Two guys walk into a bar... you think someone would have seen it.
There is three guys, Billgates a Rabbi and a boyscout.
They are on a plane. It is about to crash and there are only2 parachutes.
Bill Gates runs to the parachute grabs one and jumps out.
The rabbi says "i have lived a long life take the parachute. "
The boyscout says "thats ok BIllgates took my backpack and jumped"
THE END
 
I have a joke...

3 guys walk into a bar, minor concussion

HA!!

*runs as people throw stuff at him*

BOO oh forget it
 
:laugh: dakota, u made it really obviouse that u and miyu switched!

Miyu-chan said:
I only WISH that I, Miyu-Chan, were as hilariously funny as you, Dakota...
Click to expand...

:laugh: too obviouse. anyways, to make MM2 laugh, i must sing my horrible funny song that i sang in the singing contest thread. :laugh: *starts singing the horrible funny song that was sang in the singing contest thread*
 
Heh, Yo Mamma jokes are funny. I like STFU (not-as-in yes please STFU everyone but Dakota!) jokes too. :P
 
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