A single person riding in a Hummer- What are they trying to prove?
Loud, obnoxious kids in restaurants.- Can't control them? Then leave the brat at home next time.
Gangsters- They look like clowns to me.
Guys wearing their pants low- Seriously, belts aren't that expensive!
This. To the millionth power.
But there's more:
Families with more than 3 kids - Seriously. The planet is overpopulated as it is. Do we REALLY need that many more brats to put up with? Every time I see families like these I want to castrate the parents and throw at least 2 of the brats off a bridge,
especially if they're loud and obnoxious.
Snobs - There are a lot of these in my school, and I'm not talking about the cheerleader stereotype. These people will say the nastiest crap about people they barely know (i.e.: Me) just to inflate their own egos. I hate all of these bastards and I hope they get devoured by hazardously poisonous snakes.
Chat Speak - Particularly the type of bastardized 1337 that people on Myspace (ie.: All of my classmates and their mothers) use to make themselves come off as gangsters (see: retarded). This includes AlT CaPs, replacing s with z and r with a and y with this 'ii' bull, ALL CAPS, severe butchering of simple words, replacing 2 and 3-letter words with txt talk, etc. Real gangsters would be outside popping caps in people's arses or something, not making fools of themselves through the interwebs.
People who can only talk about themselves - If I cared to hear your life story, I'd ask you. I'd also appreciate it if YOU WOULD LET ME TALK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
Getting ridiculous amounts of homework - If kids are too young and fragile and easily influenced to, say, be able to stomach adult themes on a children's TV show, WHY do you try to destroy our brains like this? D: I don't get home from school until 4 (sometimes even 5) WITHOUT going anywhere else, have an early curfew and do you honestly expect me to blow my whole day doing what I just came home from doing? Give me a break.
Most Dominicans -
SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOU FROM 4 MILES AWAY! WHY IS YOUR RADIO UP SO HIGH?! TURN IT DOWN! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, LEARN HOW TO SPEAK PROPER SPANISH!
Myspace - It's spelled LADY. Not 'Ladii'. That's not a word. No, you shut up. I hope the snakes eat
you too after they're done with the snobs. Hold on, I need to go register you along with all the other "Ladii_Shadow"s. #99004678311, was it? You don't need that much glitter in your profile either. It's freezing my computer up! I don't WANT to see pictures of you making out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. Or your cleavage, or you making some stupid pose while fully displaying your underwear. Whatever happened to layouts that weren't black and *insert eye destroying neon color here*? You're not emo, you're not a gangster, and you're not black. Your skin is lighter than mine, you poser.
