Pikachu's Story

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

So, another forum is apparently having a fan fiction writing contest. I thought about entering, but considering that several people there already hate me even without me making a mockery of their contest, I thought better of it. But the idea was much too epic to just not publish it, so in my PC blog it goes.

Here is the touching, heartwarming story of how Pikachu met Ash, through Pikachu's eyes:

Pikachu here and this is how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
Gonna take a minute 'cause I'm bored today
Tell ya how I got teamed up with a kid named Ash K.

West Pallet Town, born and raised
In Oak's lab is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool
Zappin' everything and actin' the fool
When a flock of Spearow who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Oak ran over in a flash
He said, "You're goin' on a journey with this local kid named Ash"

The lab doors flew open and as the kid drew near
He stumbled in like he had drank several cases of beer
Now if anything I could say that this kid was dumb
But I thought, "Man, forget it. Yo Homes, to Route One!"

I walked up to this kid, his hair as black as Darth Vader
And I yelled to the professor, "Yo Homes, smell ya later!"
Looking at Ash, I knew it was time to go
Sittin' on his head as the Prince of Kanto

 

[KanadeTenshi]

I love it!25charlimitbypass

 

[Haruka of Hoenn]

Wow. Pikachu in da hood.

I enjoyed this :P You should post it in the Fanfiction section. (Here, at least.) I would've liked better if you added a little more to the ending. It was a bit sudden, but funny nevertheless.