Pokémon - As Seen on Satan's TV

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    https://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx

    Lovely article written by a christian describing the many wonders of Pokémon, including it's 'hentai' (otherwise known as anime), it's rarest Pokémon, Metapod, it's homosexual mascot, Jigglypuff and how it's strangely similar to Winnie the Pooh.

    I have nothing against religon or anything or I don't know if this is a joke. But this seriously made me laugh. And the comments are somewhat funnier.

    (Warning: The comments do include some dreadful language. Read with caution.)
     
    I's a just another anti-christian joke, otherwise they wouldn't say it's "pronounced Pokey-Men", also only someone who knows about Japan would know the word hentai.
     
    That is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
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    lol. I'm gonna put this link in my sig xD.

    EDIT: Man, I feel bad for this person's 'niece'.
     
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    definitely a joke, but sadly, it does bring the old pokemon era to mind, when priests would be all over it, burning merchandise and spreading their impressive ignorance all over, although ridiculous, not too far from those times
     
    Dude sweet. but i think its real i mean the comments surely show it. Anyway i think that site is evil as my comp froze after clicking it and closing. That or my virtual memory actually did go low. Anyway i love the metapod thing. Aslo pikachu using thunderbolt=evolving? Ok then. I also love how even the lowest of the low think evolution in general is a lie. But if it was a joke then lol. But as i say they must be really stupid to think that.
     
    This made me laugh. How on earth is Jigglypuff seen as being gay ? That guy has issues his niece can turn the channel, don't play the games and don't read at all. Since she is so sensitive to the unknown world around her.

    When did Metapod become rare and powerful ?
     
    Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or "Hentai".
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    LOLWUT

    An image of Picachu "Evolving", from the Pokemon TV Hentai series.
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    Thunderbolt =/= Evolving

    Pikachu's is uncannily similar to Disney's more wholesome "Winnie the Pooh". I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?
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    Again, LOLWUT

    Pikachu= Electric rat
    Pooh= Obese stuffed bear

    NOT THE SAME D:<
    Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage
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    ...I..Don't even have a clue as to wat to say to that.

    Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I'm sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult - it's the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.
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    Wait..what?!
    Since when does Pokemon have game points?

    And Alakazam is definatly smart enough not to be an occultist.
    5,000+ IQ prevents stupid decisions. xD

    The only pokeman to be "gay" and "out" - Jigglypuff's trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says "It's Okay to be Gay".
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    Nowadays, "gay" is practicaly a synonym for "stupid".
    Jigglypuff is a pretty stupid Pokemon, so Jiggy is gay. In the non-homosexual way.

    Also, Jiggy makes people sleep. If seep is "a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery" then we all are commiting sexual debauchery every night >.>

    Overall- Either this person is mentally retared, or a very bad troll.
     
    I hope she was not serious. It sounded like she didnt like anyone, not the Japanese or Muslims or gays(which offended me). It was totally a funny and offensive article. Since when did Metapod become powerful and when did Pikachu begin to look like Pooh?

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    Nowadays, "gay" is practicaly a synonym for "stupid".
    Jigglypuff is a pretty stupid Pokemon, so Jiggy is gay. In the non-homosexual way.
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    What a terrible thing to say Sublime
     
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    That's what bugged me the most, the Racism towards Japan. I'm Japanese you fool.

    (She's teaching a great lesson to her niece, if you want to be godly, you must first become a racist psychopath who has no concept of spelling okay? Oh, and Shelley 1:1 says you must go off on baseless rants for no reason, okay sweetie?)
     
    - H A Z A - D I V O - said:
    I hope she was not serious. It sounded like she didnt like anyone, not the Japanese or Muslims or gays(which offended me). It was totally a funny and offensive article. Since when did Metapod become powerful and when did Pikachu begin to look like Pooh?



    What a terrible thing to say Sublime
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    I was going off basic opinions about Jiggy.

    Of course, that may just be my inner Brawler speaking. xD
     
    I honestly thought Winnie the Pooh was written (originally at least, do correct me if I'm wrong) by A.A Milne. So if Nintendo were blatantly ripping it off (eye-roll), her precious Frannie would be a hypocrite.
    ...
    I did laugh at the Metapod, the most destructive Pokémon of all.
     
    This made me chuckle. This is probably the most ignorant, and idiotic thing I've read in a very long time. First of all, religion and Pokemon don't mix, and second of all, racism. All I have to say is, I-d-i-o-t-s.
     
    Umm... I'm sorry to disappoint this woman and her religion, but Darwin's Theory of Evolution has been proven so many times now, I'm surprised there are still people out their obsessed with their idea that their religion is almighty.
     
    Lawl wtf XD; That made me laugh, god it's so inaccurate... XD I srsly hope that it's fake.

    But regardless, it brings up a lot of topics and conversations that, from past experience, lead to flame wars :[ Such as discussions about religion, evolution, etc.. So, as much as I think this is... well, yeah, it's going to be closed :[

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