pokemon:Idiots edition

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yes, it's another one of those "continue the story" where eveything is random
main character-dude
rivals-ash, silver, santa clause, harry potter.
starter pokemon- wormadam, mothim, arceus, pikablu

once upon a time in a magical universe, some n00b called dude went to a crazy old geeks house and stole a pokemon. the pokemon was a...

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Pikablu. Silver tried to slaughter him. But Dude said

 

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ok, let's trade and the idiot silver said yes and gave his arceus to dude, and then dude said you can't have it back
silver ran away crying and then fell of a cliff that magically appeared in the sky because of...

 

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EPIC RANDOMNESS! xD

Dude said forget him and started his Pokeman journey as he calls it.
But....
???: Halt!

 

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dude turned round and saw
MEWTWO!
a masterball magically appeared in dude's pc and mewtwo said
HAHAHA! you can't get your master ball because you aren't in a pokemon center!
so dude said
no problam, i'll just use my ipod touch
then he got the master ball from his storage system, but it turned into a candy floss who started dancing the macarena, while mewtwo

 

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Mewtwo dances too. Due to Pikablu's epic glitchieness, a MASTER BALL xFF (255)
Appeared in Dudes Pc! He grabs 1 and throws it at the dancing Mewtwo.
But, the Master Ball

 

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catches it but pikablu eats it, so dude uses his telekinetic powers to make chuck norris fight pikablu

pkmn pikablue would like to battle!
pkmn pikablue burped out mewtwo.
pikablue fainted!
what? chuck norris is evolving!
congratulations! your chuck norris evolved into...

 

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Napoleon Dynaiamate!

Dude desides to move on, with only a Mewtwo!

RIVAL ASH took your Mewtwo!
What will DUDE do?

 

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dude says
at least i still have my arceus that pikablue was keeping safe for me......................................................crap.
don't worry, i have a missingno, zoroark and a burmy nicknamed pwnage.you may have 1.
said some random guy
dude took all of them as well as the guys taco

 

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bump!

no! my taco! you'll pay for that!
the random old guy said

R.O.G would like to battle! R.O.G sent out prof. oak!
go, taco!
prof. oak used chomp.
taco fainted
prof. oak choked and fainted.
go zoroark!
R.O.G sent out...