Pokemon idiots

Palkia_279

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    Ever have one of those moments when one of your Pokemon start being stupid? (missing, hurting themselves, dieing just because they were attacked by a move that was super effective, ect.)

    One time I was battling the Elite Four in Leaf Green, and we all know that that's a challenge. So, I was about to beat my Rival's Blastoise with my almost-dead Zapdos. So I use Thunder right? well, my
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    Zapdos decides to miss. So it's over right? Wrong. My Rival's Blastoise gracefully charges up for a Skull Bash, leaving me one more chance. So, I try to use Thunder again, but look! My
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    of a Zapdos decides to miss AGAIN!!
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    So of course, Zapdos dies.
     
    yeah, in Battle Revolution in that one colluseum with the Fog...it's murder. Not only is fog cutting my accuracy, but every trainer in the colluseum is packing stuff like sand-attack and double team.

    >:\
     
    I just caught a Regice and all its moves except Zap Cannon were out of PP and it misses 5 times in a row FTL :/
     
    let me see.....

    there was this time, in GSC, i was going up against Red. I had dragonite use outrage to try and kill his snorlax (which i HATE.) and it just barely survived. And then he used a freakin' full restore! so i'm stuck confused, and the freakin' dragon never hit. Not once. He just beat the snot out of himself for 3 turns. then snorlax killed it.
     
    One time in Leaf Green, I was trying to catch a rare Male Lv. 67 Kadabra in the Uknown Dungeon, and when I finally ran into one, I had my Lv. 61 Dragonite use surf on it, and HE KILLED IT!!!! He did the exact same thing again, and again, it was very frustraiting.

    Why is it that Pokemon always decide to have critical hits when trying to catch a rare Pokemon? They allways end up killing it.
     
    Hm, I remember telling myself that 70% accuracy seems more like 50% accuracy, come now, IT'S FREAKING 30% CHANCE OF MISSING YOU MORON GAME DESIGNERS. Seeing that I've counted 9 misses and 5 hits with my Thunder (no, Sunny Day was NOT on at all), and counted 8 misses and 7 hits with my Hypnosis (bummer) and 5 misses and 1 hit with Will-o-Wisp (what the heck?!), I'm coming to a conclusion that the game designers actually make the Accuracy about in the range of 10-25% chance of lesser accuracy. (Of course, this does NOT apply for moves with 100% accuracy/ no accuracy)
     
    once my magmortar missed 5 fire blasts in a row. i lost to my friend
     
    My stupid Togepi decided to use Shadow force on a Lv.4 Bidoof. (Using Metronome.)
     
    eeveefanatic said:
    One sand attack on my raichu and it missed a THUNDERBOLT THREE TIMES!!!!?
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    Ugh, I hate it when that happens. One accuracy reduction, and you have almost zero chance of hitting.
     
    I hate it when my Magmar will hit with fire blast every time,then when I get to a really big battle,he will miss every time!Also when he's confused,he always hits himself,it's rare he actually attacks the foe.
     
    I remembered when I played Emerald in the Battle Temple (I think? It's the one with Spencer). And my Latios and Blaziken are so stupid that they won't attack and until the last minute, my Latios beat them all with Luster Purge. 00
     
    I had a Pinser up in battle tower, full HP, got confused, didnt hit once, and didnt snap out of confusion. he killed himself. FULL HP! ughh
     
    you spelled WTF wrong... its w - t - f, not utf.
     
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