Pokemon jokes, jokes, jokes!

Shion

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    Q: My Pokemon has 10 noses, 3 eyes, and 5 ears. What is it?

    A: Ugly.

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    Q: How many Whismur does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Three, one to change it, and two to scream orders.

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    Q: What do you call a Wailord in a barn?

    A: Stuck.
     
    What did the big Torkoal say to the little Torkoal?
    You're too young to smoke :-)

    Oh, and don't double post please Bianca, have a bit of patience. Thanks :-)
     
    Q. How do you go about getting Pikachu on a bus?

    A. Poke him on!!

    JYNX - nice one ;) 7.5/10
     
    What is Pikachu's favorite food?
    Pepperoni Pika!

    What is Pikachu's favorite pie?
    Pikan pie

    What do you get when you cross pikachu with haunter?
    Pikaboo

    A bit corny...
     
    I give 'em a 9. Here's an interview from Suta-Raito. I'm trying to get on the Wall Of Shame!!! YAY!!!

    Eevee1: I'm interviewing Ash right now! Let's start the first interview.
    Ash: Oh wow, an Eevee!
    Eevee1: Umm...right...so ash, how many pokemon have you caught so far?
    Ash: I'll have one more if I catch you!
    Eevee1: Huh? Wait...no!
    Ash: Pikachu, use thundershock to weaken it!
    Eevee1: Ek...get away from me!!
    Camera Man: Stop the interview! Go onto Misty...Eevee1, run away!
    Misty
    Eevee1: Misty, if you see Pikachu, don't let it shock me, okay?
    Misty:Okay...
    Eevee1 So, you only collect water pokemon, right?
    Misty: Yup, let me show you my Seadra!
    *Misty let's out her Seadra*
    Eevee1: It's can squirt water, right...
    Misty: Um, I wouldn't get close to it...
    Eevee1 Gargargarg...help, I'm going to drown!
    Camera man: Cool, I guess Eevee's can't swim!
    Eevee1: Help!!
    Camera man:Cut!
    End Of Interview
     
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