Pokemon jokes, jokes, jokes!

[Shion]

Q: My Pokemon has 10 noses, 3 eyes, and 5 ears. What is it?

A: Ugly.

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Q: How many Whismur does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three, one to change it, and two to scream orders.

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Q: What do you call a Wailord in a barn?

A: Stuck.

 

[Shion]

Umm, is there any imagination in that brain of yours? Post!

 

[Toothache]

What did the big Torkoal say to the little Torkoal?
You're too young to smoke :-)

Oh, and don't double post please Bianca, have a bit of patience. Thanks :-)

 

[jynx]

How should Ash count his Tauros?


He use a COWculator!
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There are lots more here~
https://hk.geocities.com/poke124mon282/pokejokes.htm (ignore all those Cantonese)

 

[ClagPKMN]

Q. How do you go about getting Pikachu on a bus?

A. Poke him on!!

JYNX - nice one ;) 7.5/10

 

[Amy-chan]

Q:What's the low-fat Pokemon?
A:Butterfree!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kiri]

What is Pikachu's favorite food?
Pepperoni Pika!

What is Pikachu's favorite pie?
Pikan pie

What do you get when you cross pikachu with haunter?
Pikaboo

A bit corny...

 

[1313666]

I give 'em a 9. Here's an interview from Suta-Raito. I'm trying to get on the Wall Of Shame!!! YAY!!!

Eevee1: I'm interviewing Ash right now! Let's start the first interview.
Ash: Oh wow, an Eevee!
Eevee1: Umm...right...so ash, how many pokemon have you caught so far?
Ash: I'll have one more if I catch you!
Eevee1: Huh? Wait...no!
Ash: Pikachu, use thundershock to weaken it!
Eevee1: Ek...get away from me!!
Camera Man: Stop the interview! Go onto Misty...Eevee1, run away!
Misty
Eevee1: Misty, if you see Pikachu, don't let it shock me, okay?
Misty:Okay...
Eevee1 So, you only collect water pokemon, right?
Misty: Yup, let me show you my Seadra!
*Misty let's out her Seadra*
Eevee1: It's can squirt water, right...
Misty: Um, I wouldn't get close to it...
Eevee1 Gargargarg...help, I'm going to drown!
Camera man: Cool, I guess Eevee's can't swim!
Eevee1: Help!!
Camera man:Cut!
End Of Interview