I've been wanting to do this for a long time. This hack is the sequel to the so bad it's good PokeHack "Quartz" in which these "bandit's" try to expand the sun. But this is more important. Hopefully I'll get somewhere with this.
It might not be the best, but I've been wanting to play this game for a hella long time. If you will, leave constructive critism, if you want to, and which one of these..."pokemon" should I pick? And a nickname. And I need you to burn my duster.
Spoiler:
"Hey, you got the acid, dude?" I said. I wanted to try it once. the Gary handed me it, and I launched to the moon. Today was the start of my Pokemon adventure.
Never buy from ebay.
Isn't that like a pig or something?
Shuricloak vs a newt with no feet?
Shuricloak seems pretty happy for someone whose gonna get his ass handed too.
Intimidating roar, ey?
Here comes the kick.
Boom! Headshot.
I'm not sure what the hell.
I learned circuit boards in the 6th grade. I got this covered.
It's good to see Zoidberg the God for once!
Damn it!
Well atleast the little guy is happy.
Wait, I remember hearing this story back in like, 2005 about this chick named Foxy that went mentally insane? She looked almost exactly like Ran. In a matter of fact, I think she is Ran. Some fridge horror right there.
You already ruined one region you don't need to ruin another D:
I 'unno why they sent this to me. I'm in kanto. not "Garna" or whatever.
Prof. Oak? Did you take botox or something?
So you broke into my dreams to tell me good night?
Well, I once knew a guy with a dog.
I'd like to see how you do on a blind date.
That's a midget in a sheet.
TELL ME WHERE HE TOUCHED YOU D:
That's the sound of him being choked with a sock D:
Like snorlax! He ****ing ownz in this movie.
There dogs retard.
Why don't we, then.
I'm in a jumpsuit? That's... pretty cool.
That's my outfit? Man, I'm pretty dislodged from the fashion community D:
So you're this "Gary mother****ing Oak" everyone talks about? That's pretty....non-frightning.
Unfortunately.
YOU'RE OVERRATED.
Really? I herd he was a real douche.
I wish you hadn't interrupted my dreams, though. I bet I was having some dream about asian porn or something.
I'M ALREADY ASLEEP YOU DOUCHE!
Can't sleep...dream man
Wow, bad dream. Well, I'll put that behind me and just get my Charmander.
Mom, has anyone been in your dream lately?
Um, thanks mom, but, can you answer my question?
Wow, Pallet Town sure looks, different. And what the hell plants are they growing?
Fat Albert :D
I kinda knew you were coming if I went into the grass. Guess I'm some sort of Nostrdomus or Bruce Willis or something :D
Killkillkilldeathdeathdeath!
So the doucheyness begins. Just give me charmander.
Charmander?! IS THAT YOU?!
I guess he just got a brain tumor or something.
Oh, yeah, lovely. Next.
Alright, is this kanto? Cause I signed up for CHARMANDER. Not a ****ing rat.
I'm scared. I really am.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble1.png?t=1289140236)
Never buy from ebay.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble2.png?t=1289140340)
Isn't that like a pig or something?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble3.png?t=1289140479)
Shuricloak vs a newt with no feet?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble4.png?t=1289140543)
Shuricloak seems pretty happy for someone whose gonna get his ass handed too.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble5.png?t=1289140737)
Intimidating roar, ey?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble6.png?t=1289142019)
Here comes the kick.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble7.png?t=1289142062)
Boom! Headshot.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble8.png?t=1289142537)
I'm not sure what the hell.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble9.png?t=1289142819)
I learned circuit boards in the 6th grade. I got this covered.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble10.png?t=1289143338)
It's good to see Zoidberg the God for once!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble11.png?t=1289143534)
Damn it!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble12.png?t=1289143904)
Well atleast the little guy is happy.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble13.png?t=1289144275)
Wait, I remember hearing this story back in like, 2005 about this chick named Foxy that went mentally insane? She looked almost exactly like Ran. In a matter of fact, I think she is Ran. Some fridge horror right there.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble14.png?t=1289144704)
You already ruined one region you don't need to ruin another D:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble15.png?t=1289145001)
I 'unno why they sent this to me. I'm in kanto. not "Garna" or whatever.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble16.png?t=1289145093)
Prof. Oak? Did you take botox or something?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble16.png?t=1289145093)
So you broke into my dreams to tell me good night?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble18.png?t=1289145291)
Well, I once knew a guy with a dog.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble19.png?t=1289145424)
I'd like to see how you do on a blind date.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble20.png?t=1289145565)
That's a midget in a sheet.
TELL ME WHERE HE TOUCHED YOU D:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble21.png?t=1289145722)
That's the sound of him being choked with a sock D:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble22.png?t=1289145804[/IMG[IMG]https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble23.png?t=1289145902)
Like snorlax! He ****ing ownz in this movie.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble24.png?t=1289146427)
There dogs retard.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble25.png?t=1289146618)
Why don't we, then.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble26.png?t=1289147153)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble27.png?t=1289147292)
I'm in a jumpsuit? That's... pretty cool.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble28.png?t=1289147411)
That's my outfit? Man, I'm pretty dislodged from the fashion community D:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble29.png?t=1289148150)
So you're this "Gary mother****ing Oak" everyone talks about? That's pretty....non-frightning.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble30.png?t=1289148461)
Unfortunately.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble31.png?t=1289148654)
YOU'RE OVERRATED.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble32.png?t=1289148843)
Really? I herd he was a real douche.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble33.png?t=1289149501)
I wish you hadn't interrupted my dreams, though. I bet I was having some dream about asian porn or something.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble34.png?t=1289149758)
I'M ALREADY ASLEEP YOU DOUCHE!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble35.png?t=1289150014)
Can't sleep...dream man
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble36.png?t=1289150225)
Wow, bad dream. Well, I'll put that behind me and just get my Charmander.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble37.png?t=1289150484)
Mom, has anyone been in your dream lately?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble38.png?t=1289150565)
Um, thanks mom, but, can you answer my question?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/pOKEMONmARBLE39.png?t=1289150878)
Wow, Pallet Town sure looks, different. And what the hell plants are they growing?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble40.png?t=1289150963)
Fat Albert :D
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble41.png?t=1289151027)
I kinda knew you were coming if I went into the grass. Guess I'm some sort of Nostrdomus or Bruce Willis or something :D
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble42.png?t=1289151190)
Killkillkilldeathdeathdeath!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble43.png?t=1289151277)
So the doucheyness begins. Just give me charmander.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble44.png?t=1289151614)
Charmander?! IS THAT YOU?!
I guess he just got a brain tumor or something.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble45.png?t=1289151760)
Oh, yeah, lovely. Next.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Marble](https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af204/Dragiiin123/PokemonMarble46.png?t=1289151836)
Alright, is this kanto? Cause I signed up for CHARMANDER. Not a ****ing rat.
I'm scared. I really am.
It might not be the best, but I've been wanting to play this game for a hella long time. If you will, leave constructive critism, if you want to, and which one of these..."pokemon" should I pick? And a nickname. And I need you to burn my duster.