1.) You should see how surprised people are when they realize I can write and speak full sentences. Heads be rollan every time. But alas, despite being mentally affluent in a myriad of subjects, my intellect does not often acquire the things that I want most in life. Only my blushing, chubby cheeks and large, charming eyes attract what I seek. Step into my shoes and it would seem as if those around you were more fluent in blubbering baby speak than their own mother language. This life of mine, of which I must admit is a wrought with greed, becomes a game that is inescapable through ones own accord. Unless, of course, that person is strong. But the sad reality of my condition, the very root of all my quandaries, is that I am weak. I hide behind my young facade to get what I want because I am too afraid to wear my monocle and top hat like a man and demand to be served like any other adult when I go out to eat.
et cetera, et. al.
2.) OCD obsession with the number two, which is why I created a list with two points ( the second of which is the truth. Spot the lie! ).
And just so I'm on topic herpa derp, well I guess I really don't have much to add, I'm happy to hear the league isn't going to close. Maybe we need to advertise more... at least until we have a gym leader for all of the types. And maybe we could even have an Elite Four and be like the unofficial leaders of PokeCommunity.