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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

This one is SUPER cheesy, but I think it's funny XD :

Are you a Hypno? Because I think you just hypnotized me.
 
Hm. I have one, but credit goes to LilJz1234 for posting it on my sprite shop.

I can Raichu a love song while I Pikachu in the showers even though it would be rather farfetch'd.
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Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are ready!

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
 
I needed an ice heal, but now I need a burn heal your so hot!
 
I have a metapod from watching your jigglypuffs.
 
Don't worry me electro balls do masses of damage, they are so fast
 
Let's make Regilove!
Do you want me to HM05 you?
staryu and starmie belong together.
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

I wonder if I'll get banned for some of these @_@
 
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Guys try to keep them appropriate.
 
Some others...

Are you a magnemite? Cause I'm attracted to you.
I think I just used amnesia. Cause I forgot to say I love you.
 
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