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If the Dex Holders were in a big bash-with-what-you-have free-for-all and pokemon were banned from the competition, what would be each character's weapon of choice? (Not claws, but an actual thing for each)
Red - Rocket launchers, plz.
Green - Classic 9mm. hurHUR!
Blue - CHAINSAW LADY RUNS AMUCK! RUN, LITTLE CHILDREN, RUN!
Yellow - "Aw, it's just a little girl, she can't--JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LITTLE GIRL WITH AN UZI GET IN THE CAR!"
Gold - He flashes 'em all Billard cue. Nehehehehe...
Silver - A knife...X-P
Crys - Heavy kickin' boots. It's an actual thing, is it not?
Ruby - One can easily gouge another's eye out with a sewing needle. You jsut hafta get close.
Sapphire - She can easily do it herself, but **** YEAH, PALM TREE LEAF!
Emerald - A crazy invention that gouges people's eyes out. Know anyone else who's small, green, and mean?
Dia - DIA USED REFRIGERATOR! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Pearl - A megaphone. SHATTERED EAR DRUMS, PLZ!
Platina - A frekking expensive katana!
YELLOW REIGNS SUCCESSFUL! SHE HAS WON A MILLION POKEBUCKS, A POKERARI, AND A TUBA! WAIT!? WHAT'S SHE DOING?? OH GOD, SHE'S JUMPING INTO THE AUDIENCE! OH NO, WHAT'S SHE DOING!? SHE'S GONE BAT-FECES INSANE! RUN, EVERYONE! RUN TO YOUR CARS AND--