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.:Pokemon Vending Machine:.

WTF IS THIS?! D<

In goes a Slowpoke Tail...
 
Out comes a shellder O.O

Puts in a copy of Jane Eyre.
 
And a copy of Freidrich Nietzhe's biography shoots out and becomes lodged in your brain, killing you instantaneously.

In goes Lucas Spengal's still-beating heart...
 
out comes a wigglytuff that takes the heart from jigglypuff and runs off.

hey get back here! ah well i dont need a heart.
*dies*
*reurects*

in goes a pentendo GS...
 
out comes a nintendo ds with pokemon diamond in it...

*steals*

in goes a wonderful book about teenage pikachu vamire robot zombies...
 
Out comes a candy monster in a crazy rage that destroys all pubs and bars and anything that has 'Poké' in it! (I decided that I would make yours come out in an ironic way).

In goes me *stuffs myself in*
 
Out comes a Bidoof pizza

In goes a Magikarp attatched to a hook...
 
...out comes a Gyarados with a band-aid where the hook was.

In goes a claustrophobic Gastly...
 
Out comes a Pialga breakdancing.

In goes a shiny Eevee w/ Wish...
 
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