Predict how the next user will die (NO VIOLENCE!)

Ouch i will remeber not to climb onto any barns

the next person will die from YTP* overdose

*=youtube poop
 
I AM The Rickroller!

You will die of listening to Metallica and DragonForce at the same time because of toxication.
 
Ha i cant i already am immortalized from listening too much of both bands everyday thus causing mitchman is ultimately winning the game. But then james comes and takes away my metallica immortality for listening to dragonforce. If that one is listened to then its a sin.
The next poster dies of boredom from reading this post.
 
Oh crap auto death.
Uh the virus in the computer will become real and spread into your body.
 
I'm the living-dead, you can't kill me~ Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

The next person will die in his/her/it (o.O) sleep.
 
I'll refuse to sleep.

The next poster will die due to a heavy intake of poisoned cheese, while drinking milk that came from a rat filled with rat poison.
 
I'm a stick of Celery.

NP will die from crazy schoolgirl fandom after meeting superman.
 
What kind of sadistic thread is this?

I wouldn't wonder if that'd actually happen.

The np will die from eating cookies poisoned by Chuck Norris' urine.
 
Chuck Norris became impatient with me eating cookies, so he crushed my head between his thighs. Oops.

The NP will die from suffocation by Gucci clothing.
 
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Well I could read it so... :P

The NP will die due to reasons that...
Lets say has to do with Banana's, Extremely hungry Monkeys, and duck tape.... :paranoid:
 
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