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Predict how the next user will die (NO VIOLENCE!)

Dang, y'know what just happend?
i fell of the bus, into the drain, and the Bog Moonster took me to his lair and *Censored* me! what hath thou done to deserve that?

the np will die in the knowlage that my post look doen upon theirs.
 
Still cant read ^'s post. =P

The NP will die of old age. ^_^
 
Oh crap, My Wii Fit age is 99 ;_;. I knew I shouldn't have lied on that test.

NP will be eaten by their own house.
 
I'm made of iron. :3

The next poster will die from a severe case of aids.
 
I refuse to die. Period.
AW CRAP, I LOST!!!

The next person will get a heart attack that kills you in a split second.
 
Hey, WAIT a second! I thought detox helps your body?!
I refuse to drink it.

The NP will die of utter failure.
 
aww poo, Im a failure? crud...

the NP will die from falling off the grammy stage after mistaking themselves for a grammy winner.
 
meh. The grammys suck anyways, so I think I'll live. (Get it?)

The NP will die of dysentery. Oregon Trail style.
 
*removes photoshop*
The next poster will die from making a baby attempting to eat me and getting food poisoning :O
 
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