Pregnancy Pact

[luke]

As you all know I recently came out to you guys as a girl. And you all were so kind and wonderful about me pretending to be someone I'm not. And I really appreciate it. So I got this plan for us all to bond with me revealing I'm actually Rosa, not Luke.

A pregnancy pact.

It'll be simple. We'll plan a meetup between the males and females of staff. We'll go to a fertility treatment and set up an appointment. That way it'll be clean and safe.

This way we can inbreed the perfect future staff members and carry on our legacies.

Now basically what we need is to figure out who is interested and who will be the perfect match. But if we can't decide on who to pair with, we'll draw names out of a hat to determine the father! Anyone interested?

I heard Sammi was already pregnant though so she can't participate (it would explain her recent attitude issues).

 

[Ho-Oh]

I for one think this is a wonderful idea, because carrying on the name for future generations of staff would probably be a good thing. Plus bringing everyone closer together, yay!! I have reasons so I can't participate, but to help out I'm going to volunteer Erica for you guys since she said she would be fine w/ being pregnant in another thread. :)

Good luck Rosa!!!

 

[Sammi]

I heard Sammi was already pregnant though so she can't participate (it would explain her recent attitude issues).

;______; Y U TELL EVERYONE MY DEEP DARK SECRET??

I haven't even told the father yet. </3

You all need to get in on this pregnancy pact! It will be glorious. We can meet up and have a huge baby party! Mine will hopefully be the most adorable of all. <3<3

 

[Captain Fabio]

As much as I would like to get in on this, pardon the innuendo, I will pass.

Record everything for me! :)​

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[Netto Azure]

Uhh heck no. I don't want to get into a scandal when this breaks. I need a job!

Although what he ^ said in the end is needed.

 

[Oryx]

I don't think the guys on staff could handle me tbh.

 

[luke]

You men don't have a choice. You are conscripted into the program. If you try to evade us, there will be consequences.

 

[Sydian]

My body is reserved for Klippy, so no thanks.

 

[Ivysaur]

I don't think you could make Klippy pregnant though.

 

[luke]

If we, the PC Borg, decide that Klippy will be pregnant, it's going to happen. I don't think you people realize you don't have much of a choice in the matter.

 

[Sydian]

If we, the PC Borg, decide that Klippy will be pregnant, it's going to happen. I don't think you people realize you don't have much of a choice in the matter.

No I am not impregnating him. He's getting me. I WANT HIS BABIES.

 

[Deleted member 143209]

I'm game.

 

[Livewire]

I don't think the guys on staff could handle me tbh.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


25charssss

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

As an ex-S-Mod as well as Führer of PokéCommunity, I've already got dibs on Erica kthxbai!

 

[twocows]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


25charssss

A challenger appears.

We shall fight to the death. Luckily, I have about a tenth of a finger advantage, so I'm sure that will help.

 

[Livewire]

A challenger appears.

We shall fight to the death. Luckily, I have about a tenth of a finger advantage, so I'm sure that will help.

Omfg I hate you!!!!!!!

Sjdhfbejahshswbe

 

[Deleted member 143209]

He's also got the extra livestock. Damn that twocows.

 

[Kano Shuuya]

I know I wasn't around to see the original confession, but I'm.. I'm.. not too surprised, Lu-- I mean, Rosa. That'll take some getting used to. xD;

Also the rest of this thread, what the heck.

i-i don't want to get pregnant? ;____;

/wanders off to hide

 

[Ivysaur]

But Teaaaaaa- Drew, you are supposed to be in the male group XD

 

[Kano Shuuya]

You've got a Raine theme, Went, you get pregnant for me. ^.^


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